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Articles by Norbert Heck

About Norbert Heck
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott.
Confirmation Bias Fiction For Boomers

Chicago’s Mayor Caught Saying in Private That She Needs Trump’s Help

Norbert Heck

She doesn’t want to admit she needs help! But sources say, she knows he’s right. …CLICK TO TATE

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Pandemic Satire That Probably Isn't As Funny As We Hoped

Nancy Pelosi’s Mask Budget Is Over $2,000 Per Week

Norbert Heck

She seems to think she can spend tax money any way she wants. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Justin Timberlake Loses $20 Million Movie Deal For Disrespecting Our History

Norbert Heck

His career is sunk. …CLICK TO TATE

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AOC horror stories

AOC’s Police Reform Plan Takes Guns Away from Cops

Norbert Heck

“They have proven that they can’t be trusted with these tools of war.” …CLICK TO TATE

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Confirmation Bias Fiction For Boomers

Trump to Hold Massive Military Parade to Celebrate Virus Victory

Norbert Heck

This will be the most patriotic event of our lifetime! …CLICK TO TATE

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Confirmation Bias Fiction For Boomers

AOC Proposes $10.5B Cut to Social Security: ‘We Need to Sock It to the Boomers’

Norbert Heck

“Since impeachment failed, I see no other recourse than to issue sanctions on the Boomers.” …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Alec Baldwin Arrested Overnight ‘Higher than a Kite’ on Adderall

Norbert Heck

“Saturday Night Live is canceled this week. There is no way the show can go on without Alec — nearly every skit is about Trump!” …CLICK TO TATE

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Revenge Satire to Make Taters Tate

Trump’s FCC Fines J-Lo and Shakira $6.9M for ‘Depraved’ Super Bowl Halftime Show

Norbert Heck

FCC Director said, “Poll dancing half naked in front of millions of people, including children, is depraved. We will not stand for it.” …CLICK TO TATE

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Confirmation Bias Fiction For Boomers

Donald Trump Is NOT a Racist – Here’s a List of All His Black Friends

Norbert Heck

And, if you made it through that whole list, then you know what you know. Go ahead and share to show your libtard friends and watch their heads explode. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Robert E. Lee Monument on Stone Mountain Destroyed Overnight

Norbert Heck

Authorities are looking for anyone who doesn’t look like Lee to blame. …CLICK TO TATE

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More Krazy Kamala Satire That You Can't Get Enough Of

Kamala To Be Honored With Parade For Black History Month

It’s planned to be an all-star festival with Kamala as the Queen. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire With a Side of French Fries

Trump’s Personal Physician Leaves His Fortune to Trump

Bornstein feels guilty about his actions over the years and is leaving his money to Trump to atone for that. …CLICK TO TATE

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Horse-Faced Satire

Heidi Cruz, Wife To Ted Cruz, Files For Divorce

Heidi Cruz filed for divorce in Dallas, Texas citing irreconcilable differences. …CLICK TO TATE

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Pelosi Satire with Chile Sauce and Liquid Cheese

Caught On Hot Mic, Pelosi Says ‘Americans Are The Stupidest People On Earth’

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F**k Trump Sports Satire Designed To Enrage Taters Everywhere

NBA to Trump: Resign or We’ll Never Play Again

Let them sit forever! …CLICK TO TATE

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Hot Potato

Kamala Harris:’After We Impeach, We Round Up The Trump Supporters’

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

CA Shooter Was Known Anti-Fascist

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Spooky Obama Satire Because He Scares You

Obama Shipped 100,000 Ventilators To Wakanda During Ebola Crisis

The ventilators, priced at $75,000 a piece were taken out of the federal ventilator stockpile. …CLICK TO TATE

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AOC horror stories

AOC Wants To Eliminate All Barriers For Gun Purchase, But Only For Minorities

What a hypocrite! …CLICK TO TATE

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