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Articles by Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton-Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Simulating Satire

Democrats Had Anyone Named Trump Excluded From Stimulus Checks

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Over a thousand people won’t qualify because of a grudge. …CLICK TO TATE

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AOC Satire for Fragile Masculinity

AOC Wants Military Families Removed From Stimulus Package: ‘They Make Too Much Already’

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She really has no idea. …CLICK TO TATE

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Supreme Satire

Chuck Schumer’s New Senate Rules Declared Unconstitutional

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He can’t just run the Senate any way he wants. …CLICK TO TATE

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Biden Satire Just For Boomers

The Biden Administration Just Purchased 124 De-commissioned Old Prisons And Nobody Knows Why

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Why do they need the space to house a million people behind bars? …CLICK TO TATE

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Ammosexual Satire Because We Have Rights Too

Biden’s First Gun Ban Takes Effect This Week

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Well that didn’t take long. …CLICK TO TATE

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Pelosi Satire with Chile Sauce and Liquid Cheese

Pelosi Demands $2000 Checks For Illegals

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Go home, Nancy, you’re drunk. …CLICK TO TATE

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Biden Satire Just For Boomers

Biden Busted on Hot Mic: ‘I Won’t be a President That Plays by the Rules’

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What an ignorant thing to say. …CLICK TO TATE

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Doctorates Don't Count In Satire

Colombia Revokes Jill Bidens Doctorate for ‘Improper Use’

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Apparently, they’re not fans of using your degree to claim you’re a real doctor. …CLICK TO TATE

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Turtle Soup Satire

Mitch McConnell Enters a Vote of ‘No Confidence’ In Trump

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He’s asking for the executive branch to be set aside. …CLICK TO TATE

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Trump's Fictional Victories

Council of World Leaders Votes to Acknowledge Trump as the Rightful President

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This will put pressure on our military. …CLICK TO TATE

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Hunter Biden Satire With Jane's Cheese Sauce

Hunter Biden Collects $40 Million In Hush Money From Burisma ‘Settlement’

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To cap the scandal, Biden walks away with another huge payday. …CLICK TO TATE

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Clinton Conspiracies and Other Scary Deep State Satire

Biden Considering Pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell As A ‘Personal Favor’ To The Clintons

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She just a monster who sold children into slavery. A pardon seems like a great idea. …CLICK TO TATE

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Biden Satire Just For Boomers

Insider Claims Biden Sprained His Foot On Purpose

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Looks like the new administration begins with a scandal. …CLICK TO TATE

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NRA Satire That Doesn't Care About Your Kids

NRA Releases List Of Guns Biden Plans To Ban in 2021

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It’s a sad day for your freedom. …CLICK TO TATE

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Pelosi Satire with Chile Sauce and Liquid Cheese

Nancy Pelosi Says She Won’t Swear-In Republican House Members ‘Unless They Denounce Trump’

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Now she’s just making up rules as she goes. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satirical Powers Of a Democratic President

Biden Offers Full Immunity To Any Employee, Appointee, or Elected Official Willing To Testify Against Trump

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Can he even do that? …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire That Will Anger the Average Tater

Biden Says Barack Obama Will Be His Secretary of State

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How many Benghazis do you think we’ll have? …CLICK TO TATE

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Biden Satire Just For Boomers

Joe Biden May Be Responsible For Infecting Trump

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What does Sleepy Joe know? …CLICK TO TATE

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Revenge Satire to Make Taters Tate

AG Barr Says The New York Times ‘Will Pay Dearly’ For Illegally Obtaining Trump’s Tax Returns

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They’ve gone too far. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

NBA, NFL, and Others: ‘We’ll Boycott if Chauvin Found Not Guilty’

They need to shut up and play. No one cares what they think. …CLICK TO TATE

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Racist Shoe Satire

Dem Bill H4242 Approves Internet Voting for 2022

It’s the future of voting in America. …CLICK TO TATE

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Simulating Satire

Democrats Had Anyone Named Trump Excluded From Stimulus Checks

Over a thousand people won’t qualify because of a grudge. …CLICK TO TATE

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Pelosi Satire with Chile Sauce and Liquid Cheese

Caught On Hot Mic, Pelosi Says ‘Americans Are The Stupidest People On Earth’

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F**k Trump Sports Satire Designed To Enrage Taters Everywhere

NBA to Trump: Resign or We’ll Never Play Again

Let them sit forever! …CLICK TO TATE

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Hot Potato

Kamala Harris:’After We Impeach, We Round Up The Trump Supporters’

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Pelosi Satire with Chile Sauce and Liquid Cheese

Pelosi Refuses to Support Stimulus Bill Without Pathway for Illegals to Vote

Nancy Pelosi insists that illegals be allowed to vote in November, fast tracked for Naturalization. …CLICK TO TATE

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Pandemic Satire That Probably Isn't As Funny As We Hoped

Governors Who Limit Civil Liberties Can Be Kicked Out of Office

Governors who issued stay-home orders have forfeited their office. …CLICK TO TATE

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Confirmation Bias Fiction For Boomers

Recently Used Voting Machines Found in California Prison for Super Tuesday

Fraud is all the Democrats know! …CLICK TO TATE

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