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Articles by Blaine Pullcepper

About Blaine Pullcepper
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Californication Satire About the Poopiest State

CA Denies Trump’s Request for Campaign Rally in LA

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“We don’t need to make Los Angeles more of a cesspool,” says Newsom. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire You Shouldn't Stand For

Don Jr. Accepts Fight Challenge From Ron Perlman

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“I’m gonna take you to hell, boy,” says Perlman. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

New Textbooks to Omit Donald Trump’s Presidency

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“Trump supporters are all drop outs anyway” …CLICK TO TATE

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Revenge Satire to Make Taters Tate

Trump to Re-fund All Police Departments

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“He truly is an American hero,” says nobody. …CLICK TO TATE

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AOC Satire for Fragile Masculinity

New York Liberals Want to Replace Statue of Liberty’s Face with AOC’s

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“Honestly, it’s a huge improvement,” says AOC. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

DOJ Report: Chrissy Teigen Revealed as Leader of ANTIFA

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“Well we certainly didn’t see that coming,” says AG Barr. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Becomes a Trump Supporter

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“We’re going to Rock Bottom America back to greatness.” …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire About a Dog Who Looks like the First Lady

SF Charges Ted Nugent with Hate Crime for Wearing Flag Shirt

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“He’s violating our right to hate America,” says liberal District Attorney. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire That Will Anger the Average Tater

Joe Rogan Issues UFC Fight Challenge to Trump

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“I want to see his butt in the Octagon!” yells enraged Rogan. …CLICK TO TATE

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Pelosi Satire with Chile Sauce and Liquid Cheese

Nancy Pelosi Wants to Withhold Money from Wisconsin Dairy Farmers

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“Your cheese is inferior to California cheese.” …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Ivanka Trump Named Esquire Magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive

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“Told you so,” says President Trump. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Howard Stern Has Radio License Revoked over Anti-Trump Comments

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The loud-mouthed DJ gets what’s coming to him. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Ruth Bader Ginsberg Pays $12M to Skip to Front of Organ Transplant Line

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“Ironically, she doesn’t even need a transplant,” says doctor. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Obama Accidentally Reveals Deep State Secrets in Newest Book

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“The Christians must go,” Obama states. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

‘The Price Is Right’ Donates $20 Million to Joe Biden Campaign

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“The price is wrong, Trump,” says host Drew Carey. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Federal Judge Rules Mail-In Voting Unconstitutional

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“Go vote in a booth like a man.” …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire About Voting That Will Anger the Average Non-Voter

IRS Sent Stimulus Checks to Dead Registered Democrats

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“We were just trying to garner votes,” says DNC chairperson. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

‘Murder Hornets’ Renamed ‘Clinton Hornets’

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Alternative name is “Clinton Suicide Hornets.” …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Undocumented Americans Deported from Mexico

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“Get these pendejos out of here!” states Mexican Secretary of Migration …CLICK TO TATE

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More Krazy Kamala Satire That You Can't Get Enough Of

Kamala To Be Honored With Parade For Black History Month

It’s planned to be an all-star festival with Kamala as the Queen. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire With a Side of French Fries

Trump’s Personal Physician Leaves His Fortune to Trump

Bornstein feels guilty about his actions over the years and is leaving his money to Trump to atone for that. …CLICK TO TATE

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Horse-Faced Satire

Heidi Cruz, Wife To Ted Cruz, Files For Divorce

Heidi Cruz filed for divorce in Dallas, Texas citing irreconcilable differences. …CLICK TO TATE

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Pelosi Satire with Chile Sauce and Liquid Cheese

Caught On Hot Mic, Pelosi Says ‘Americans Are The Stupidest People On Earth’

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F**k Trump Sports Satire Designed To Enrage Taters Everywhere

NBA to Trump: Resign or We’ll Never Play Again

Let them sit forever! …CLICK TO TATE

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Hot Potato

Kamala Harris:’After We Impeach, We Round Up The Trump Supporters’

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Chris Wallace Fired By Fox News;’We Can’t Let Him Spread Lies Anymore’

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Satire That Will Anger the Average Tater

Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib Call Republican Party a ‘Terrorist Organization’

How can they get away with calling Republicans “terrorists”? …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Robert E. Lee Monument on Stone Mountain Destroyed Overnight

Authorities are looking for anyone who doesn’t look like Lee to blame. …CLICK TO TATE

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