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Articles by Watt A Plonker

About Watt A Plonker
Watt A. Plonker is a Wurlitzer Prize winning journalist and author of several books on Potato Farming. His latest book, "The Tantalizing Truth About Taters" was on the New York Times best seller list and was awarded the prestigious Creme de la Menthe prize for Culinary Science Fiction. Mr. Plonker lives in Peckham, South East London with his wife Gladys, who is a nurse with the National Health Service, and his pet hamster Rodney.
Confirmation Bias Fiction For Boomers

Trump to Present America’s Last Line of Defense With Award for Excellence In Journalism

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President Trump to honor storied news site. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire With a Side of French Fries

Buccaneers to Celebrate Super Bowl Win at Mar-A-Lago Instead of White House

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Brady to snub President Biden. …CLICK TO TATE

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Clinton Corruption Death and Dismemberment Immortalized in Satire

Biden Pardons Hillary Clinton For Benghazi And Other Crimes

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Clinton laughed when informed of the Presidential pardon. …CLICK TO TATE

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Clinton Conspiracies and Other Scary Deep State Satire

Three FBI Agents in Durham’s Clinton/Obama Probe Found Dead

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All found dead on the same day. …CLICK TO TATE

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AOC horror stories

AOC: Melania is a Low Class, ‘Kidney’ Sagging, Has-Been Escort

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AOC again hurls insults at First Lady. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire That Will Anger the Average Tater

Mattis on Hot Mic: ‘A Stray Dog Has More Guts Than That Pathetic Loser Trump’

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Mattis calls dogs more patriotic than President Trump. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire About Patriots & $1

New England Patriots to Ban Any Fan Not Standing for Anthem for Life

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Stadium security to monitor stands to identify violators. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire You Shouldn't Stand For

British National Anthem to Replace U.S. Anthem at Select NFL Games

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Players required to kneel out of respect for the Queen. …CLICK TO TATE

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Supreme Satire

SCOTUS Rules Kneeling Is Unpatriotic and Illegal

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Kaepernick threatens to quit NFL after ruling effectively overrules any NFL player union contracts. …CLICK TO TATE

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Horse-Faced Satire

Kellyanne Conway to Husband: ‘Stop Disrespecting Trump or Get Out of MY House!’

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Kellyanne threatens divorce over hubby’s involvement with Lincoln Project. …CLICK TO TATE

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F**k Trump Sports Satire Designed To Enrage Taters Everywhere

Dems Pressure Washington Redskins Owner Into Renaming Team ‘Washington Obamas’

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Team owner told to “Rename team or go bankrupt.” …CLICK TO TATE

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AOC horror stories

AOC Diagnosed With Rare Exotic Disease, May Only Have Months to Live

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Who else in her circle could have contracted the disease? …CLICK TO TATE

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Pelosi Satire with Chile Sauce and Liquid Cheese

Trump to Invoke 25th Amendment Via Executive Order After Pelosi, Schumer Refuse

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President Trump to invoke executive powers, stop Dems. …CLICK TO TATE

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Ridiculous Satirical Conspiracy Theories

Mattis and 13 Other Retired Generals: “We’re With ANTIFA – Trump Needs to Go!”

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Generals commit treason against President Trump. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire About Voting That Will Anger the Average Non-Voter

RNC Estimates Up to 15 Million Illegal Immigrants Will Vote in November

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2020 election results likely to be determined by illegal immigrants. …CLICK TO TATE

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Salacious Satire for Sissy Vice Presidents

Pence Urges Trump to Pardon Tiger King

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AG Barr announces Carole Baskin under investigation. …CLICK TO TATE

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Pelosi Satire with Chile Sauce and Liquid Cheese

Pelosi Nixes Trump’s Effort to Use Defense Production Act to Build Vital Supplies

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Trump livid as Pelosi schools him yet again. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire That Will Anger the Average Tater

WHO Hires Obamas for U.S. Crisis Response, Says Trump “Too Incompetent”

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Decision supported by heads of all G7 nations – minus Trump. …CLICK TO TATE

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Pelosi Satire with Chile Sauce and Liquid Cheese

Pelosi Refuses to Support Stimulus Bill Without Pathway for Illegals to Vote

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Nancy Pelosi insists that illegals be allowed to vote in November, fast tracked for Naturalization. …CLICK TO TATE

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Supreme Satire

Chuck Schumer’s New Senate Rules Declared Unconstitutional

He can’t just run the Senate any way he wants. …CLICK TO TATE

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Bad Biden Satire

El Chapo’s Wife Met With Hunter Biden Before DC Arrest

El Chapo’s wife was arrested at a DC airport and what she was bringing back to Mexico was telling and frightening. …CLICK TO TATE

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Confirmation Bias Fiction For Boomers

Trump to Present America’s Last Line of Defense With Award for Excellence In Journalism

President Trump to honor storied news site. …CLICK TO TATE

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Pelosi Satire with Chile Sauce and Liquid Cheese

Caught On Hot Mic, Pelosi Says ‘Americans Are The Stupidest People On Earth’

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F**k Trump Sports Satire Designed To Enrage Taters Everywhere

NBA to Trump: Resign or We’ll Never Play Again

Let them sit forever! …CLICK TO TATE

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Hot Potato

Kamala Harris:’After We Impeach, We Round Up The Trump Supporters’

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Biden Satire Just For Boomers

Obama’s White House Physician Diagnosed Biden with Early Onset of Alzheimer’s

Poor Joe is unfit for office. …CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Undocumented Americans Deported from Mexico

“Get these pendejos out of here!” states Mexican Secretary of Migration …CLICK TO TATE

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Pelosi Satire with Chile Sauce and Liquid Cheese

Pelosi’s Insider Deals To Hoard For Her District Called ‘Illegal and Immoral’

See how she’s hanging Republican families out to dry. …CLICK TO TATE

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