Articles by Watt A Plonker

About Watt A Plonker

Watt A. Plonker is a Wurlitzer Prize winning journalist and author of several books on Potato Farming. His latest book, "The Tantalizing Truth About Taters" was on the New York Times best seller list and was awarded the prestigious Creme de la Menthe prize for Culinary Science Fiction. Mr. Plonker lives in Peckham, South East London with his wife Gladys, who is a nurse with the National Health Service, and his pet hamster Rodney.

Trump to Present America’s Last Line of Defense With Award for Excellence In Journalism

President Trump to honor storied news site. …CLICK TO TATE

Buccaneers to Celebrate Super Bowl Win at Mar-A-Lago Instead of White House

Brady to snub President Biden. …CLICK TO TATE

Biden Pardons Hillary Clinton For Benghazi And Other Crimes

Clinton laughed when informed of the Presidential pardon. …CLICK TO TATE

Three FBI Agents in Durham’s Clinton/Obama Probe Found Dead

All found dead on the same day. …CLICK TO TATE

AOC: Melania is a Low Class, ‘Kidney’ Sagging, Has-Been Escort

AOC again hurls insults at First Lady. …CLICK TO TATE

Mattis on Hot Mic: ‘A Stray Dog Has More Guts Than That Pathetic Loser Trump’

Mattis calls dogs more patriotic than President Trump. …CLICK TO TATE

New England Patriots to Ban Any Fan Not Standing for Anthem for Life

Stadium security to monitor stands to identify violators. …CLICK TO TATE

British National Anthem to Replace U.S. Anthem at Select NFL Games

Players required to kneel out of respect for the Queen. …CLICK TO TATE

SCOTUS Rules Kneeling Is Unpatriotic and Illegal

Kaepernick threatens to quit NFL after ruling effectively overrules any NFL player union contracts. …CLICK TO TATE

Kellyanne Conway to Husband: ‘Stop Disrespecting Trump or Get Out of MY House!’

Kellyanne threatens divorce over hubby’s involvement with Lincoln Project. …CLICK TO TATE

Dems Pressure Washington Redskins Owner Into Renaming Team ‘Washington Obamas’

Team owner told to “Rename team or go bankrupt.” …CLICK TO TATE

AOC Diagnosed With Rare Exotic Disease, May Only Have Months to Live

Who else in her circle could have contracted the disease? …CLICK TO TATE

Trump to Invoke 25th Amendment Via Executive Order After Pelosi, Schumer Refuse

President Trump to invoke executive powers, stop Dems. …CLICK TO TATE

Mattis and 13 Other Retired Generals: “We’re With ANTIFA – Trump Needs to Go!”

Generals commit treason against President Trump. …CLICK TO TATE

RNC Estimates Up to 15 Million Illegal Immigrants Will Vote in November

2020 election results likely to be determined by illegal immigrants. …CLICK TO TATE

Pence Urges Trump to Pardon Tiger King

AG Barr announces Carole Baskin under investigation. …CLICK TO TATE

Pelosi Nixes Trump’s Effort to Use Defense Production Act to Build Vital Supplies

Trump livid as Pelosi schools him yet again. …CLICK TO TATE

WHO Hires Obamas for U.S. Crisis Response, Says Trump “Too Incompetent”

Decision supported by heads of all G7 nations – minus Trump. …CLICK TO TATE

Pelosi Refuses to Support Stimulus Bill Without Pathway for Illegals to Vote

Nancy Pelosi insists that illegals be allowed to vote in November, fast tracked for Naturalization. …CLICK TO TATE

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