Biden Paid Off Arizona Ballot Reviewers

Well, patriots…the recount is in. The audit is over, and so is the election in Arizona.

That’s the official word from the Secretary of State, after a review of the election was sure to have found widespread voter fraud. It didn’t. At the end of the day, Biden ended up with 99 more votes.

So…how did this happen, patriots? It’s simple. There’s only one explanation. Biden cheated. He had to have.

Everyone knows he must have paid off the people doing the recount, just like he paid off the people doing the original count, in all 50 states.

Never mind that the Arizona reviewers were literally truck-flagging Trumpsters. None of that matters now. Just like whenever bad things happen at one of our rallies or one of “our people” does something heinous. That’s Antifa.

It’s true, patriots. No Democrat has ever won an election ever without cheating. That’s basically the only way we can continue justifying the shrinking number of traditional Americans in this country willing to do anything in their power to return to the glory days of 1962.

We can’t prove it with numbers or facts, so we’ll just keep saying it, and blame it on anonymous, untraceable amounts of cash.

Biden paid them all. If you voted for him, you probably got a check.

Well…if you have kids and qualify for the extra child tax credit, that’s true whether you voted for him or not. The Eagletons are loving that extra $1K a month. But it ain’t socialism. That’s when Democrats take free money and spend it on whatever they want. There’s a difference.

God bless America.

About Flagg Eagleton-Patriot 154 Articles
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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