We’ve all heard the dialogue between Dr. Anthony Fauci and Senator Rand Paul ad nauseum. The two argued and nearly came to blows regarding the genesis of the Covid-19 virus in China. Was it made in a lab? Was it borne of pure chance?
Was it manufactured by aliens from planet Ten in a desperate attempt to garner the attention of Buckaroo Banzai?
Both sides of the conversation have been examined by left and right “news” organizations alike, but with the usual alacrity, Newsmax and it’s crack investigative team of nobodies who aren’t in any way held accountable for their actions have come to a definite conclusion : Fauci is a liar. Liar. Pants on fire.
Joe Barron of the Newsmax investigative reporting team released a damning report after threading the 68-minute tape of Fauci through a Southard-2800 1981-style lie detection machine, which fell out of use in the summer of 1982 after finding that John Belushi died of liver fattening.
“Right here, if you see right here on the paper, that’s a lie,” Barron explained. “See, and that’s at two seconds, right after Fauci was asked what his name was. So he starts off lying, and then just continues to lie, lie, and, furthermore, lie.”
But Barron wasn’t finished.
“Right here, where he’s asked about who shot first, Greedo or Han Solo. See that spike? That’s a lie, right there. It was Han. We all know it was Han. It’s just more proof that Fauci is a liar, and always has been. Wait. This is a biometric of my kids in their study hall.”
So Fauci lied his way through a whole interview, and Rand Paul is the victor, despite being a failed eye-doctor with zero credibility and an almost hilarious sense of ignorant Star Trek tech speak. Who knew?
Newsmax knew. That’s who, Patriots.