Mitch McConnell Enters a Vote of ‘No Confidence’ In Trump

Mitch McConnell has called an eyes-only session of the Senate Republicans at the Sizzler on 14th in Washington, DC. All 53 current senators were in attendance.

A source close to one of the caterers says their source told them that McConnell had openly asked for a vote of “no confidence” in the Trump administration, which would set aside his power for the remainder of his term.

No President has ever had his power taken by the Senate after losing an election, so yet another unprecedented thing has happened to President Trump.

Democrat Senator Corey Booker said the minority was “eager to see if they could help” commit treason and remove Trump’s power of the pen in an obvious attempt at a coup.

One of Mitch McConnel’s top aides, Joe Barron, agreed to tell us what he knows under condition of anonymity, so if anyone asks, you didn’t hear this from him:

“The guy was funny for a while and he managed to pull a bunch of rubes out of the woodwork. His willingness to play our game on the judicial front is all we cared about, and he lost. He’s not a good candidate for too many reasons, the country won’t want to do this again in four years, and frankly, we’re tired of his nonsense.

Good riddance.”

Officially, McConnell has denied that any of this happened and has assured Trump that he is “firmly on his side.”

Rudy Giuliani wasn’t available for comment.

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2 Comments

  1. Mitch McConnell is more of a traitor to America than any foreign enemy – William Durant has said that “A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within” And what is worse yet, is that in this treason President Trump, our President, a President not a politician, but an American Citizen who only wanted what was best for our nation has been cut short by criminal politicians and a Deep State so heinous as to rig an election to the detriment of our nation – that is a hanging offence – TREASON! – AND TO FURTHER SHOW THE DASTARDLY UNAMERCIAN PLANS OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY, THEY HAVE ATTEMPTED TO BAN THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.

  2. I AGREE RAYMOND AND THEY HAVE TAKE ALL THE CROSSES OFF OF THE BUILDINGS, THE CHILDREN IN SCHOOL LEARN ISLAM, THEY TEACH THAT ALL, GAY, ATHEIST, BLACK IS THE SAME !!!! GOD SAYS OTHER WISE.

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