MyPillow’s Mike Lindell To Head New Conservative Party

Donald Trump is only the beginning!

Mike Lindell, who is an extremely successful businessman, Christian, conservative and one of Donald Trump’s biggest supporters has had enough. After supporting the Republican Party for years, Lindell saw right through them.

He saw right through their algorithms too. After watching them turn their back on the man who Made America Great Again, Mike Lindell is forming a new political party.

One that won’t only compete with the Republicans, but destroy their big government trickery once and for all.

Lindell: who owns the highly successful MyPillow company, is a lifelong Christian conservative. Lindell supported Donald Trump from the very beginning, donating millions of dollars to the Trump campaign and other conservative causes and candidates.

He’s a proud American, but he’s ashamed of the Republican Party. And he’s decided to do something about it. Mike has connections all over the conservative Christian world, and he’s bringing them together in a new party.

Lindell has created the Pillow Party. It’s a group of headstrong conservative Christians ready for change and to make America great again.

It sounds ridiculous, yes, but so is their unrequited love and adoration for a failed, impeached one-term president. Mike Lindell knows a thing or two about failure.

Sued constantly because his products are pretty much a sham and a one-time crack addict, and hearing that man speak, one has to wonder if he’s still not on something. Drugs are bad, Mike.

But yes. The Pillow Party is his brainchild. Other conservatives other than crooked snake oil salesman are more than welcome to join too.

In their ranks is pastor Greg Locke, who’s not only infatuated with Donald Trump, but also a deadbeat dad (Tennessee’s words, not ours) who has spoken about his love of Donald Trump more than he even thinks about his own children. 

Ahhhh yes, I’m sure they’ll grow to love him. That kind of stuff is always appreciated! Not too worry though, it’s not all about celebrities with the Pillow Party.

Lifetime conservative Joseph Barron, an Oregon native, inquired about joining this mew political revolution.

He, like so many others, feel left behind by the GOP nowadays. He’s gotta pay dues to the Party, but is not allowed to attend events or rub elbows with the party elite.

No sir. They’ll take your money, but don’t want to hear any of your bullshit about losing your job, home, healthcare, etc. just like the Republican Party, only that much more ridiculous and focused solely on Donald Trump.

God bless America.

2 Comments

  1. I have said all along Mitch McConnell was as bad as Pelosi. AT last we see that he is rotten to the core. After Pelosi has been stealing from the American People for all these years, she has the nerve to say we should just give them SS they need to spend that money on themselves. All of them are the worst of the worst I can’t wait to see them on their knees before God.

  2. THEY WILL REPENT OR BURN ZAN, MITCH IS BOUGHT BY CHINA AND PRES. TRUMP STANDS ALONE AGAINST EVIL. HIS LAWYER IS A MAN OF GOD AND SO IS MR LINDLE AND A NEW PARTY THAT ONLY NEEDS TO SAY WE BELIEVE IN GOD AND JESUS HELPED TO FOUND THIS COUNTRY WILL WIN, PRES. TRUMP NEEDS TO SAY HE IS IN IT AND HIS FAMILY ALSO. BY BY REPUBLICAN PARTY, YOU SOLD OUT TO THE DEVIL.

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