Joe Biden will waste no time creating scandals. According to a source close to the President-Elect, Biden will pardon Jeffrey Epstein’s accomplice, Ghislaine Maxwell.
Maxwell, who is accused of delivering young girls to Epstein’s private island to be used as sex toys and then sold into slavery, is in federal prison awaiting trial on charges that could mean life in prison.
Epstein, of course, was murdered in custody and his death deemed a “suicide.”
Biden will presumably pardon Maxwell as a favor to the Clinton Crime Family, who face a ton of scrutiny over their friendly relationship with Ghislaine. The picture of her at Chelsea’s wedding is already famous.
When asked directly, Biden refused to answer the question:
“Pardon who? Never heard of him.”
Is he just playing it cool or is he really so far gone that he can’t remember her? The world may never know.
The source who brought us the story says he found it on a tablet in the electronics section of Walmart and that he has no idea how it got there. “It looks real to me,” he said, “I looked down and there it was. A private message to Bill Clinton from Joe Biden.”
The message apparently said, “Of course I’ll pardon her. We don’t need that kind of hassle.”
So far, nobody but the source has been able to corroborate the story and the Walmart has mysteriously disappeared.
Because that’s a totally normal thing that happns.
We’ll keep you posted on this developing story and we’ll also keep an eye out for more vanishing Walmarts and/or incriminating tablet evidence.