Insider Claims Biden Sprained His Foot On Purpose

Someone close to the emergency room doctor who treated Joe Biden says a nurse told him that Biden was caught admitting that he twisted his foot “on purpose,” and that the pain wasn’t really that bad.

According to the source, who agreed to the interview under condition of anonymity and 40 bucks, Biden’s motives weren’t clear:

“I kept asking myself. What the heck would he do that for? And then it dawned on me. He probably wouldn’t, but there you have it.”

There is no reasonable, logical, or scientifical reason why Joe Biden would do that, so what is the old codger up to?

Our correspondent in the field, Skip Tetheluda, says the Biden camp has a lot to gain from the move:

“Flagg, the Biden team is laughing their butts off right now. They think they’ve pulled the greatest con in the history of American politics. With Joe Biden sidelined, the transition team is allowed to work completely in secret, right from his illustrious basement complex.

“People poke fun, but Biden’s basement runs more than 3 miles in every direction and has direct transportation to DC, Cheyenne Mountain, and the UN.

“Now they get to sit down there for two weeks doing bong rips and plotting the end of democracy as we know it.

“Mark my words. By January they’ll have given free stuff to anyone who pledges allegiance to the globalist agenda.”

Wow. All because Joe Biden sprained his foot.

Scary times, patriots. We have no idea what’s likely to happen next, but we can promise, you’ll want to have it fact-checked.

God bless America.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

1 Comment

  1. EVERY THING BIDEN DOES IS A LIE STRAIGHT FROM H-LL, HE CAN NOT LIE STRAIGHT IN BED. DEMS WILL FIND OUT AND THEN THEY WILL KNOW THEIR MISTAKE. MAY BE THEY WILL BE SMARTER NEXT TIME AND VOTE FOR PRES. TRUMP OR IF HE DOES NOT WANT, THEN IVANKA AND DON JR TO KEEP AN EYE.

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