Vice Presidential candidate on the democratic ticket, Kamala Harris has a past. Most people have a past, but hers is like no other.
Before she was attorney general for the state of California, Kamala Harris had a big role in a California record label called Death Row Records, a violent gangster rap label that went defunct after its head honcho, Suge Knight, went to prison for murder.
Kamala Harris couldn’t save him on that one like in times before.
Harris thought she could leave that sordid past behind her, but thanks to intrepid investigative research and internet sleuths, the facts were revealed. She can’t run, nor can she hide, from her time at Death Row Records.
The years she spent there are well documented, especially if you don’t read documents and believe everything that you see on the internet. She might not even know what Death Row Records is, but we’re gonna have a little fun.
Kamala Harris’ career at Death Row started in 1991 when the label was called Misdemeanor With A Small Fine. Then as the years went on, the label changed names. It was growing.
And the roster had all the big names in hip hop music. Ice-T, Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice, Shaved Ice, Italian Ice, and everybody’s favorite, Crunchy Ice. With Harris helping Suge Knight, the label took off and became a huge success, especially in the west coast California markets.
They soon went to war with the east coast Gangsta Rappers, and their label, Life with no possibility of Parole.
Harris didn’t get to the top by being nice. She was a shrewd businesswoman, and mean. Former label exec, Joe Barron, recalls her, but not fondly.
“She was pretty vicious to some of us, yelling, screaming, once she even took a bat and hit me. Several times. It was one of those silly foam bats with a picture of Mickey Mouse on it, but still, the message was clear. You don’t mess with Kamala. Ever.”
He still shudders to this day thinking about working under her very watchful eye.
Kamala had brought her knowledge from Death Row to the California Attorney General’s position, and now as a Vice Presidential candidate for the United States of America. Even the toughest gangster rappers feared her.
And now she wants to bring that to the United States’ government. Could you imagine this? This completely made up story should leave you quaking in your unwashed crocs. God Bless America, and God Bless Donald Trump!