Eddie Van Halen, Guitar Hero And Trump Supporter, Leaves Fortune To Trump Campaign

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Eddie Van Halen, founder of hard rock band Van Halen and massive Trump loyalist passed away at the age of 65 and left a fortune to the Trump 2020 re-election campaign.

His dying wish was to see Donald Trump continue to Make America Great for his son Wolfie. His generous donation of $5 million dollars is going right to Trump’s election war chest.

One of Eddie’s regrets is that he will not be able to see the great Donald Trump win re-election in November, but he passed happily knowing he bestowed a great gift to the greatest president.

There is also a clause in Mr. Van Halen’s will that if another Trump decides to run, that monies will also go to that Trump. Mr. Van Halen was a great believer in our president and his mission to make America the greatest nation in the world.

Van Halen, who was born in Amsterdam in the Netherlands, was naturalized as an American citizen at the age of seven. Even though he was born in the Netherlands, he denounced the country at an early age, knowing how wonderful America was and could be. 

At age 18 he became a registered Republican and stayed that way until death, teaching his son the great things that republicans have done and will do for America.

Van Halen family spokesman Joseph Barron released a statement after Eddie passed.

“I want you all to know how much you all to meant to me, and the life you’ve given me and the life you can have. Please save our country, for my son, for my wife, and for yourselves. Donald is to the presidency as I was to the guitar. A master. He made me proud to be an American. That’s why I let him use any of my music. For free. Because of Donald Trump, we are all free. I love you all!”

Eddie comes in a long line of people that have died that have donated money to Trump, but Trump’s still broke. Probably because he sucks. 

I don’t know. 

Now if he loses he has to pay it all back to the estate with interest. But Rest In Peace Eddie Van Halen, thanks for the memories and God bless America!

3 Comments

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