Joe Biden May Be Responsible For Infecting Trump

Reports from the White House are implying that Joe Biden may be responsible for infecting Donald and Melania Trump with COVID-19.

How is that possible? It’s easy, actually. Biden belongs to the Deep State, and they have operatives everywhere. Some have already claimed responsibility for the operation.

Under those circumstances, it seems perfectly plausible that Biden is responsible for Trump’s infection. Maybe he deployed some sort of biological disease-spreading weapon at the debates. Lord knows he wouldn’t want another whoopin’ like the one he got last time.

According to our records, Trump landed 316 insults to Biden’s 4. While “this clown” was probably the best shot of the night, Biden certainly won’t want to stand there while Trump spouts off conspiracy theories about his son again. It made him look awfully silly.

While we don’t know exactly how Biden managed to infect Trump, we do know that He’ll be the one who makes out in the ordeal. Trump will likely have to cancel the remaining two debates, and he could even die, which could make the election easier for Biden to win.

A new CNN poll says that if Trump dies, almost nobody will vote for him, and that Mike Pence isn’t qualified to lob insults the way Trump can. Now that crass insults and rude mistruths are a way of life when governing this great country, we may need to make other arrangements if he doesn’t make it.

He’ll probably be fine, though. He’s been on Hydroxyxhloroquine for months and the virus is basically gone now anyway, according to his own statements. Surely he’s been truthful with us about those things.

Either way, God bless you, Donald Trump. We hope you make it so we can keep owning the libs.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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  1. THEY TRIED TO ASSASSINATE PRES. TRUMP, WIPED THE VIRUS ON HIS PODIUM AND MICROPHONE, YOU THINK WE DON’T KNOW THAT.

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