Trump’s Convention Speech Receives Highest Rating in History

The truth is right in front of you

Our dear leader, President Donald Trump, is an inspirational public speaker who knows exactly how to keep an audience enthralled for hours.

And his latest public address — his patriotic, all-American, red-meat speech to the Republican National Convention — received the highest rating of any convention speech in history!

Yes, patriots, it’s true. His speeches are always amazing, perfectly written, and delivered flawlessly.

And this particular speech set a new record — for the lowest intellectual level of a presidential speech in the history of our nation.

Sandy Batt, a prominent professor of linguistics and rhetoric, analyzed the speech — all 70 minutes of that drivel — and discovered that it was written on a second-grade level.

Somehow, that fits perfectly with Trump’s history as the fraudster who bamboozled thousands of Trump “University” students and was punished with a $25 million fine. Haha.

It also fits perfectly with the knuckle-dragging stupidity of his brainwashed supporters, who would undoubtedly start trading poop casserole recipes at church every Sunday if he told them to eat their own feces.

Consider this passage: “I am your voice. I alone can fix it. I will restore law and order.”

Four or five words a sentence, no compound sentences, only a few words with more than one syllable. Hardly an inspiring — or even remotely smart — speech.

He’s a freaking grade-school bully! And now, as he descends further into his dementia and narcissism, he’s clearly losing what’s left of his marbles.

He uses simple words, repeated over and over (there’s that dementia doing its thing), to stoke fear in his terrified base.

We’ve never had such a stupid president. Even going beyond his 2nd-grade vocabulary, he didn’t have the smarts to take on the coronavirus crisis, nor does he have the smarts to lead us out of it. It’s time for him to go.

Maybe he can learn a few new words in his retirement.

4 Comments

  1. THOSE COMMENTS ABOUT PRES. TRUMP’S SPEECH OBVIUOSLY CAME OR DONE BY AN EVIL, ELITERATE ,UNHINGED , BEING PAID DEEP STATE MEMBER OF CONGREGATION OF MASS DESTRUCTION==> FOR IT DESTRUCTIVELY DESCRIBING PRES.TRUMP==> A GRIEVOUS SIN OF INSULTING GOD FOR HIM CHOSING ONE AMONG HIS CHILDREN TO TEACH THOSE WHO ARE AT A LOST W/ BONDAGE W/ THE DARK SHADOW & TO DELIVER WHOLESOME AMERICA FROM FURTHER DESTRUCTIONS BY THE CONSPIRATORS OF EVIL / SATANS..FOR *POWER & MONEY* ++++=

    • OOOOOH YOU SOUND LIKE FUN. TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS CONGREGATION OF MASS DESTRUCTION. AND WHAT’S IT LIKE, BEING A BOOTLICKING FUCKTARD WHO THINKS GOD IS RESPONSIBLE FOR DELIVERING TRUMP? IF YOUR GOD IS RESPONSIBLE FOR TRUMP, THEN YOUR GOD IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, JUST LIKE HE IS.

  2. MADELYN BOWIE, YOU SOUND LIKE A DEM, YOU KNOW THAT DEMOCRAT AND DEMON START WITH THE SAME LETTERS, GOD IS WATCHING AND HE SEES YOUR PROFANITIES. HE CAN NOT BE OFFENDED BUT HE WILL NOT LOOK KINDLY ON YOU WHEN YOU STAND BEFORE HIM. YOU CAN JOIN THE OTHER DEMS IN HELL. PRES. TRUMP HAS BEEN SENT TO US BECAUSE GOD HAS BLESSED AMERICA ABOVE ALL COUNTRIES AND HE HAS DECIDED TO GIVE US THE MAN WHO WILL BRING IN A NEW AMERICA. NO MORE DEMS, NO MORE BLM, ABORTIONS, MOSQUES, THERE WILL BE A BIG RESET AND NO MORE DEBT, CANCER WILL BE CURED, THE KNOWLEDGE IS ALL READY HERE FROM HIGHER BEINGS, AND PRES. TRUMP WILL BRING ALL OF THIS IN IF HE WINS. NO BODY WANTS DEMS ANY MORE.

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