Schiff Using Trump’s Statue Law To Prosecute Melania For ‘Destruction Of Historical Rose Garden’

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Not too long ago, President Trump announced a minimum 10 year sentence to be imposed for all who destroy historical monuments in America. The new sentencing guidelines were immediately effective, as anarchist socialist rioters across the country endlessly participated in the destruction of our monuments.

Obviously, the law was aimed at the fascist so-called “protesters” on the street. Now, Democrat Adam Schiff is twisting its intention for his own politically-motivated needs. He plans to prosecute, not because of the vandalization of our statues, but for pulling up flowers.

Schiff announced today that he will be beginning proceedings against First Lady Melania Trump in connection with her rebeautification of the White House grounds. He is claiming that by removing roses from the Rose Garden, Melania destroyed a piece of American history.

This is ridiculous. Those flowers did not participate in the revolution or fight for the south in their battle to retain the rights to slavery. They just sat there, rooted to the ground. They didn’t even move, useless plants that they are. Their contribution to our country has been inconsequential.

Schiff, however, sees it differently and explained his position:

“Those roses were planted by all the First Ladies stretching back almost a century. They are, indeed, part of our history. Ladies is the operative word here. The paving over that was done recently was not completed by a First Lady. It was commissioned by the First Stripper. Melania Trump is no lady.

It would not surprise me at all if Melania next removed the columns in front of the White House and replaced them with stripper poles. That would be typical of her idea of class. Ho class.

So, the fact remains that Melania Trump destroyed stems of history and, under the new charge and sentencing guidelines, she must be charged and put away for 10 years. I will be conducting the prosecution personally.”

This is absolutely outrageous. Adam Schiff was unable to impeach the president and so now he’s going after the president’s family. Who’s next? Ivanka? Eric? Barron? Mr. Schiff is out of control.

2 Comments

  1. SCHIFFTY WE HAD FORGOT ABOUT YOU, YOU COME BACK LIKE A ROACH ON A PICNIC. WELL LISTEN, IN NOVEMBER, PRES. TRUMP IS GOING TO KICK ALL OF YOU COMMUNISTS OUT. YOU LIKE THAT ? HE WILL DRAIN THE SWAMP AND PUT IN PATRIOTS.

  2. Art (Two-balls) Tubolls? Hahahaha!!!! You guys are great. They actually know nobody would miss them so they aren’t even stupid enough to do this!!!!

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