Clinton Indicted – Used Donations For Yacht

FINALLY!

If you’re one of the many Americans that just couldn’t find it within them to trust Hillary Clinton with running the nation, this tale may leave you more than a little…lost at sea.

Also the term President Trump uses when he can’t find the drain plug under his giant ass.

Just this week, Postal security officers finished a year-long investigation into a sordid affair, concerning a charitable scheme to collect money from brave and patriotic old people in order to use it for a matter of national concern.  If that description leads you to picture the Clinton Foundation and some long-debunked pay-for-play myth, then you might be sitting in a La-Z-boy watching Fox News and masturbating to a Trump interview.

The actual story concerns Trump ally and professional scumbag Steve Bannon getting in on a scam with life-long fraud and American turncoat Brian Kolfage.  The two brainstormed a “fund” they told millions of gullible twatburgers would buy them a giant cartoon wall stretching across the bottom of the country.

Despite the fact that the idea is dumber than a scene from a Wile E. Coyote feature, many fell for it, and are now eating dog food while the “Don’t Care Man” Airman used their precious socialist retirement checks to buy a yacht.  It’s a lot like watching baby seals eagerly crawl towards a batting cage.

Joe Barron of the American Sucker Society says that Kolfage in particular has a history of propagating nonsense to benefit himself monetarily.  He claims that Trump supporters will literally believe anything at all as long as it suits their pre-conceived desires and fantasies.

For instance, many Trumpers believe that Herman Cain is still alive and disguised as one of Chris Christie’s legs.

Kolfage and Bannon ripping off people for their own benefits isn’t a surprise.  The two real interesting points are one, that they actually got caught, and two, that there are agents of the Postal service that can make arrests.  I totally didn’t know that.  It’s a good thing I leave my mailman a good tip and a bag of weed every Christmas.

1 Comment

  1. THIS IS WHAT DEMS DO, THEY STEAL AND LIE AND MAKE THEMSELVES RICH. HOW DID OBAMA AND HILLARY AND PELOSI GET RICH, THEY STOLE FROM AMERICANS.

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