Francis : ‘Only Biden Will Bring God Back to America’

WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?

His Holiness Pope Francis has been unusually vocal in the political world as of late.  The normally restrained office of the pontiff seems to be feeling a heightened sense of urgency in this time of Donald Trump, the Coronavirus pandemic, and crumbling world affairs.  And he’s made it clear that he’s no fan of the American President’s actions or rhetoric.

In addition, the President doesn’t have any fans among English teachers nationwide either.

Appearing before a thousands-strong crowd in front of the Vatican last week, Francis gave a barnburning speech about the impeached and morbidly obese American failure, and urged his followers across the world to support his opponent Joe Biden in the upcoming 2020 election.

The American Press Queefers news service referred to their reporter Sandy Batt, who was on-scene covering the event for an excerpt of the speech.

“Mr. Biden is the only one now, who can bring the light of God back to America after the unholy beast of Trump has ridden roughshod over its very soul for four years.  The United States used to be a power for good and right.  Under this criminal demon, it has become a disgusting sanctuary for the proudly racist and obnoxiously stupid.  This man, barely a man, Trump – he pretends to the word of the Lord, yet is nothing but a wolf in the clothing of a fat and bloated old stinkgorilla.  He must be cast out of the White House and placed squarely in the big house where he belongs as a lifelong shyster.  God, help Joe Biden with his task of exercising this evil blumpkin from a once-great country.  Let us all help Mr. Biden to help God Himself make America Great again.”

“Oy vey, God, Schmod, that moron is making Stephen Hawking roll over in his grave. Or up and down a ramp in there.”

As President Trump’s approval ratings slip lower and lower, even among his supporters, the Pope’s condemnation certainly won’t help among his last remaining evangelicals.  At this point, no Christian, Catholic, or kindergarten graduate, for that matter, should be able to sleep soundly while supporting a murderously incompetent shitbag like Donald Trump.

1 Comment

  1. THIS IS NOT A MAN OF GOD, HE IS THE ANTICHRIST, HE SPREADS LIES. PRES. TRUMP WAS PICKED BY GOD AS A WARRIOR OF CHRIST TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AND HE MUST WIN IN NOVEMBER OR BIDEN AND THE SQUAD WILL HELP OBAMA TO WELCOME SATAN IN.

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