Reading the news these days makes it sound like our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is in dire straits and is going to lose the election in a landslide, crushing, humiliating defeat. But red-blooded American Trump voters — the only real patriots — know that it’s all a farce.
Those Trump voters know in their heart of hearts that all the polls, even the ones from Fox News and OAN, that show Trump falling behind are just plain fake. They know that they’re a silent majority.
How do they know this? It doesn’t matter. They just do.
It flies in the face of scientific polling, which shows Trump losing bigly. A yuge loss. Unprecedented, believe me.
Trump-voting Americans know that they are quiet, respectful individuals who keep their support for their orange lord and savior to themselves, never wearing any Trump-related clothing that violates the flag code or decorating their trucks with gigantic Trump flags.
They lie to pollsters to keep themselves hidden. Isn’t that a great, very believable plan?
They also know that in addition to being silent, they are in a huge majority. They will re-elect Trump in a huge landslide.
The source of this confidence? It doesn’t matter.
They are confident, and faith is all that’s necessary to ensure a second Trump win. They have God on their side, and no one is a bigger winner than God. Well, except Trump. He’s the biggest winner of all time.
At the same time, the Trump voters know that all this fake polling is making liberals overconfident and complacent. Pollster Sandy Batt commented,
“Because they’re lazy libtards, they will not bother to turn out to vote for Joe Biden, making the Trump voters’ majority even bigger and even silenter. They fancy themselves like ninja voters — they’ll creep up on you and vote for Trump without making a sound. Keeyah!”