Justin Timberlake Loses $20 Million Movie Deal For Disrespecting Our History

THIS HASN'T HAPPENED EVER.

Curly headed Mickey Mouse Club boy Justin Timberlake took a stance against the confederate flag, even though he grew up in Florida. That’s traitor material right there, and his home state is none too pleased.

NONE TOO PLEASED!

Well, it appears Karma is catching up with the Joey Fatone fanboy. It’s well known that Justin is extremely jealous of Fatone’s success on shows like the “Masked Singer” and of course, “Impractical Jokers” which the pop-star actually owns. Timberlake has never been able to quite live up to the same level of fame and success as Fatone.

Movie Producer Joseph Barron had recently cast Timberlake as Virgil Starkwell in the reboot of the 1969 blockbuster “Take the Money and Run,” a part that was formerly played by none other than wimpy pervert himself, Woody Allen.

Barron says of the contract termination:

“We knew we had to can him. We can’t have that kind of controversy with this movie. The type of people who are going to remember this movie enough to want to see a reboot aren’t going to want anything to do with Timberlake and his antics.”

Timberlake has already been struggling with a less than stellar career since Jimmy Falon made such a fool of him in those liberal SNL skits. The NSYNC star may have to start performing his boy band hits at amusement parks.

Six Flags said in a statement that they would be thrilled to offer Timberlake a gig playing their Starlight Amphitheater, which is right next to the cotton candy cart. It would be a steady gig through the summer. Masks required.

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2 Comments

  1. The absurdity of this entire article just makes me laugh, but seriously though, you should really fact check before you write about people… Justin Timberlake is from Memphis, TN., not Florida… 🙄

  2. THE STORY SAYS HE IS FROM FLORIDA, K.P. AND HE HAS JUST GOTTEN HIS JUST DESSERTS. ALL LIBS NEED BANNED, THEY ARE NOT PATRIOTS AND THEY HATE AMERICA. I DO NOT THINK HE IS ONE OF THE CABAL BUT MANY ARE, AND THE STORM IS HERE.

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