Just call Representative Ilhan Omar a one-hit-wonder, or rather, a one-term Congressperson. Democrats across Minnesota are surprised as election results roll in, showing that she has lost her primary and will leave office in January. All poll results leading up to the primary gave her the lead over her opponent for the Democratic nomination, Sandy Batt. Shocking!
Now for the even better news: Now that she has lost, a whole month before the Minnesota primary is actually scheduled to be held, Omar will be deported. In a completely believable and not at all ridiculous turn of events, it has come to light that she was never in this country legally. Yes, patriots, at the wizened age of 12, she engineered her own illegal entry into the United States.
Way back in 1995, before Barack Obama had even entered politics, he decided that filling Minnesota with Muslims from war-torn African nations would be a great idea to help him win the presidency 13 years later. Totally makes sense, right?
So he handpicked Ilhan Omar and her family from a refugee camp in KENYA (see how it’s all coming together??), imported them to the United States, and got Nancy Pelosi to use stolen taxpayer money to pay for all of their schooling, housing, clothing, cell phones, expensive cars, and private mosques.
Then, years later, as soon as Omar was naturalized as a United States citizen (after Pelosi paid for a stand-in to take her citizenship exam), Obama personally committed ballot fraud to make sure Omar would win her Congressional race in Minnesota. We’re still investigating why having a Muslim woman who was born in Somalia win a Congressional race would be a crucial part of some crazy conspiracy theory cooked up by nut jobs who still insist Obama was born in Kenya, but here we are.
Because Omar was never here legally, now she’ll be deported. She has until January 20, her final day in office, to arrange transportation back to Somalia.
It all makes sense, right?