IRS Audits Nancy Pelosi, Discovers Decades of Embezzling from Taxpayers

Pelosi stole billions from taxpayers!

It’s a well-known fact that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has been stealing from taxpayers for decades, ever since she was first elected to Congress in 1987. Yes, everyone knows it, but no one has ever been able to prove it.

Until now.

Our famously ethical and morally upright president, Donald Trump, ordered the IRS to audit Nancy Pelosi’s tax returns back to 1975, because it’s totally within the president’s power to do so and that’s not an abuse of power at all. The completely believable results were shocking.

It’s all there in black and white: She started by stuffing $10 bills from the official Congressional Petty Cash, Vodka Tonic & Slush Fund account into her bra at the end of each session. As time went on, she got bolder and paid multiple visits — allegedly on official business — to the United States Mint. No one raised an eyebrow when she walked out each time lugging two huge duffel bags full of $5,000 bills slung across her petite shoulders like the emboldened thief that she is.

Now that she has been caught red-handed with iron-clad proof that she’s been stealing taxpayers’ money for decades, it’s a given that she’ll spend the rest of her life in prison.

Inspector Sandy Batt, who was recently promoted to Grand Poobah of the IRS Auditing Goon Squad, said, “Speaker Pelosi has lived a lavish lifestyle on stolen money. We intend to claw it all back, leave her and her large family penniless, and drink all the wine from her vineyard in Napa Valley.”

We all knew it was true. After all, how could someone whose salary is just over $200,000 become a multi-billionaire without stealing? It’s impossible! And certainly not related to being married for almost 60 years to an extremely successful investor who has made scads of money over the decades.

See you in prison, “Speaker” Pelosi.

13 Comments

  1. Must be talking about her little gang that has ran Cali into the ground for the last 80 years, includes her husband and I damn well guarantee Mrs plastic surgery herself is included in Cali’s destruction. And now, with outfits like yours she is helping destroy America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • When she’s arrested and sent to prison for life I’ll believe it. We’ve been listening to this bullshit for almost 4 years and nothings been done. There’s alot more of them that has to face justice so start prosecuting!!

  2. IF YOU HAVE THE PROOF WHY IS THAT BITCH STILL WALKING OUTSIDE LOCK HER UN AMERICAN ASS UP AND THROUGH AWAY THE KEY OR BETTER YET PUT HER IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD IF YOU CANT PULL THE TRIGGER I WILL FREE OF CHARGE

  3. NANCY, YOU WILL SOON BE SITTING IN THE HOT SEAT !!!! THERE IS BUT ONE PENALTY FOR TREASON AND THAT IS THE ELECTRIC CHAIR. PRES. TRUMP WILL SHOW IT LIVE ON OANN FOR MAGA AMERICA TO ENJOY

  4. LOOK AT THE PHOTO MADELYN, SHE IS LAUGHING AND HOLDING OUR MONEY !!!! DRUNK AGAIN PROBABLY. WHAT DO YOU SAY SHOULD BE DONE TO HER FOR HER EVIL WAYS?

    • Some people hate so much, so deeply that they would believe anything as long as it is about some one they hate. If the paper said that Pelosi had a baby by aliens, they would believe it.

  5. SHE LIED AND TOLD THE NEW YORK TIMES THAT IT WAS PRES. TRUMP. HE EARNS NOTHING SO HE PAY NOTHING. GIVES IT ALL TO CHARITY, OBAMA AND BIDEN GET MONEY FROM IRAN, MILLIONS, AND PAY NO TAX AT ALL.

  6. I see zero references. You made this up. This isn’t journalism, it is gossip. Provide links to original sources and maybe this story is worth reading. All I see are more lies. #TrumpGabbard2024

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