Investigation Launched into Allegations of Bribery of Supreme Court Justice Roberts

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Recent supreme court decisions against policies of the Trump government have raised allegations of corruption in the nation’s highest court. The Trump Administration’s decisions were well within the law, and yet the court struck them down. There is no other explanation besides corruption.

A preliminary investigation, launched by Attorney General Bill Barr, has discovered a mysterious money trail that leads to none other than Chief Justice Roberts. It is suspected that the Chief
Justice has been corrupted and has been accepting bribes from liberal benefactors.

Joe Barron, a representative from the Department of Justice commented on the matter:

“A study of Chief Roberts’ banking records revealed payments deposited biweekly each in the thousands of dollars. We can only surmise that he was being paid to complete a task and render judgments while on the bench.

If a crime has been committed, the matter will be taken quite seriously. There will be no favoritism given to Roberts because of his position. In fact, if it is found that Roberts abused his position of great power for radical means, he will likely be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

In the United States of America, no man is above the law.”

Barron added that it is possible that the funds are merely Roberts’ salary for his position sitting on the Supreme Court, but found it to be unlikely.

“It works out to more than $200,000 per year! That’s a lot of money!”

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