Wendy’s Introduces New ‘Rainbow Pride Menu’

The truth is right in front of you

Everywhere you look in America these days, special snowflakes are trying to shove their agendas down our throats. Whether it be minorities, tree huggers, socialists, hippies, or LGBTQRSTUV, or any other people we don’t care about, the pressures they put on the public are limitless.

Often, corporations will join in the fray, trying to stay relevant to the communist crowd. Recently, we’ve seen advertised support for the protesters and discontinuation of beloved products such as the totally-not-racist Aunt Jemima. Now a fast-food chain, Wendy’s, has decided to throw their hat into the ring.

Next week, the burger chain is due to unveil a new “rainbow pride menu” to support “inclusivity and equality of all people in America, regardless of sexual orientation.“

The new menu will feature new names for their food such as “The LGBT,” a take on the classic “BLT,” which will contain lettuce, grease, bacon, and tomato.

Wendy’s has also altered its logo. The ponytailed, freckled, red-haired girl that we’ve all come to know and love will remain, but the new version will have her face within a ring of rainbows and her backstory will clearly state that she Is a proud lesbian homosexual gay communist-socialist.

Soon there will be no place left in America for good, honest, hard-working, pseudo-Christian, Trump-loving, Maga-hat-wearing, conservative Republicans to spend their money. It seems like everybody is making an actual effort to offend us.

Honestly, we should’ve seen this coming after those red coffee cups.

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