Drunk Pelosi Drives Toddler to Tears, Yells ‘Where Is Your Mask?!’

Poor Little Nester

Nancy Pelosi is known for her drunken outbursts. She is frequently removed from sessions of Congress and government buildings as a result of her violent tantrums. That’s why this latest incident comes as no surprise.

According to eyewitness, Joe Barron, Pelosi was seen scolding Nestor, the young son of Matt Gaetz, in the halls of Congress:

“Hey listen here you little sh*t! You’re not wearing a mask! Why is that? Can’t you read? Or are you just another stupid Republican that thinks this virus is fake news? Look at me! Don’t look at him. Do you know who I am? I’m the third most powerful person in America so you better show some goddamn respect, you hear. Now go put your fu**ing mask on before I have you thrown in jail with the rest of the crooked Republicans!”

Just who does she think she is? She has no business telling people to wear a mask, especially a child. If his parents want their child to die, then that’s their right. The state has no business legislating our bodies. That is our decision to make.

Senator Bruce Banner smashed the news of Pelosi’s latest outburst:

“She is a drunken fool. She’s not going to like it when I’m angry. I’m the wrong person to mess with. She’ll see.

I think she needs to be impeached and removed from office at once.”

The GOP is now calling on Pelosi to resign, saying she is “not mentally fit to serve.”

Our experts agree. She is the most dangerous Speaker the nation has ever seen. She’s even more dangerous than Trump himself!

2 Comments

  1. Pelosi has done her time and yelled at everyone, while on a booze trip. It’s time to impeach her and get her out of office NOW … We can’t afford her temper tantrums any longer… Time for her to go.

  2. YES BARBARA, SHE IS A MENACE TO AMERICA AND TO YELL AT YOUNG CHILDREN IS AWFUL. SHE KNOWS HER DRINKING IS A SHAMEFUL THING AND THAT HER CHURCH DOES NOT WANT HER, SO SHE FRIGHTENS CHILDREN LIKE SEN. GAETZ SON. I DO NOT KNOW WHY PRES. TRUMP DID NOT FIRES HER. I THINK HE FEELS SORRY FOR HER, THAT IS WHY

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