Obama’s Brother Honors Pride Month by Outing Barack, ‘He Is Definitely Gay’

The truth is right in front of you

It was never really a secret. The entire world knew what was really going on in the Obama household. Obama’s homosexuality was never in question. After all, he did marry a man according to very reliable conservative news sources.

When asked, Obama refused to address the issue. His lack of denials only proved what we suspected, but still, most Democrats were not convinced. Back in Kenya, Obama’s birth family knew what was going on with their president son, but they had always kept a secret. That is, they always kept it until now.

Barack Obama‘s older brother, Joe Barron, always believed that his brother was insulting the LGBTQ community by not coming out and being open about who he is. That’s why this year, in celebration of Pride Month, he decided to open up the closet door for his younger sibling.

“When my little brother was born in our hut in Kenya, I knew something was up right away. Something was different about him. It wasn’t until he was older that I figured out exactly what that was.

He was never interested in girls. His bedroom walls had posters of these shirtless guys. It was obvious to everybody that he was gay.

My brother is as gay as they come. His marriage to Michael solidified this for everybody in our village. Despite everybody being in the know, he still always tried to hide it. We let him, thinking that it was making him happy.

Barack has always been a champion for gay rights, but the greatest thing he could have ever done for that community would have been to reveal his true nature. He refused and that was wrong. So here I am, telling you, my brother, Barack Hussein Obama is gay. Super gay.

We thank brother Joe for revealing this to us, even though it was far from necessary. Maybe the former president will finally be able to be himself in public now and be truly happy.

Conservative media was right all along! This article proves it.

2 Comments

  1. Growing up in Indonesia, a country where 90% of young boys are sodomized by the time they are eight years old

  2. IS THAT TRUE BURNEL? I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR A WHILE AND HAVE NOT BEEN READING THESE STORIES. THAT EXPLAINS A LOT, AND WHY HE SUPPORTS THE SODOMITES OF AMERICA. HIS WIFE IS ACTUALLY A MAN, LOOK IT UP.

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