NASCAR Files for Bankruptcy as a Result of Conservative Boycotts

The truth is right in front of you

NASCAR made a horrible business decision when they tried to silence the free speech of millions of Americans by denying them their right to fly the confederate flag. However, it seems their comeuppance was swift, as they have already been forced to file bankruptcy as a result of a successful conservative boycott of all things NASCAR.

We asked NASCAR for comment, and their spokesman, Joe Barron, gave us this statement:

“We shouldn’t have stepped on their rights. It’s that simple. We made a bad choice and we are deeply sorry. We underestimated the power of a conservative boycott and we now realize we have to listen to this large portion of the population who have been silenced for too long. We are reversing the flag ban hope the confederates will forgive us. We really need their money right now. We are hurting for cash. That’s why we filed bankruptcy.

We beg you. Please come back. We’re sorry. We desperately need you. We don’t want to go broke. You can have your flags back. Please take us back!”

This just proves what conservative patriots have always known – that Republicans matter and they demand to be heard. If liberals don’t do what we like, we can pretend to do something like boycotting.

It works – just like it did when we boycotted Target for letting grown men use the ladies’ room. And now we pretend to care when they get looted. The country will start to listen to conservatives now that we have hit their wallets.

17 Comments

  1. Well NASCAR we dont want you back .and we still have our flags the problem is you dont. So go kiss your black man ass and feet like you did before we dont need you anymore .we still the dirt tracks. Country folk will surely survive…

  2. Really I wish & hope this is true, but it is fake news. Let see how they will survive without patriots and conservatives.

  3. It wasn’t just about the flag it was also about the disrespect to our nation and allowing them to take a knee. Bullshit Nascar

  4. Definition of satire. 1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn. 2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

  5. the only way i would take nascar back, bubba has to go and bring back kyle larson. this driver has done way more for nascar than bubba ever will. bring racing back to the south. this is fake news

  6. Nonessential business. I’ll be spending my time and money at our local rodeo. You will never see this type of behavior there.

  7. they got what they wanted , Maybe Richard Petty { who i use to love and respect ] ,will be next,,, he could have prevented it !!!!!!!!

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