Trump Creates New Task Force to Fight Antifa

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President Trump is the best president we’ve ever had for the economy. He has the unique ability to see bad situations and figure out ways to make good come out of them.

The most recent way he is demonstrating this is by using the threat of Antifa terrorists to create new jobs for the American people.

President Trump announced today that he alone will be starting an anti-Antifa taskforce, called State Security, that will be tasked with crushing Antifa and what they stand for.

The SS will be a new division of law enforcement that reports directly to Trump and will answer to no one else, not even the generals.

Joe Barron, Deputy Director of the newly-formed SS, gave us his thoughts about the announcement:

“It’s really great news. We’re going to do great things. We’ll get rid of those Antifa thugs that are trying to stop fascism. We’re going to have the best uniforms too. Crisp brown shirts and red armbands. You’ll easily be able to tell us apart from other law enforcement branches, which of course we don’t answer to. We won’t be bogged down by laws or the Constitution as we report directly to Trump. This will help us accomplish our mission of spreading fascism. We don’t want that pesky Constitution in our way. It’s very bad for our country.”

This is welcome news. With the threat of the most organized terrorist organization since ISIS looming, something had to be done, even if it is completely fascist and illegal.

Sometimes we have to give up a few freedoms in order to please the President, and that is something we are happy to do.

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