The Supreme Court has been a thorn in the side of President Trump for far too long. At every turn, they have thwarted his attempts to make America great. Trump has taken notice of this and has decided he won’t stand idly by. As a result, President Trump has decided to use an executive order to dissolve the Supreme Court, effective immediately.
As usual, liberals are already whining about the move, saying it’s “unconstitutional,” which is laughable, considering they hate the Constitution and seek to destroy it on every decision they make. Trump loves the Constitution, and by doing away with the Supreme Court, the Constitution will be protected for generations to come.
“The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I’ve just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.”
Conservatives everywhere are praising the news, as it will be the long-awaited end to liberal tyranny that we have endured so long.
Joe Barron, Constitutional Scholar, had this to say about the executive order:
“I mean he’s the President so he’s in charge. That means he can do what he wants. Obama did it all the time. Why can’t Trump? He’s our King anyway. The coronation will be in November.”
Well, there you have it. Trump is solidifying his hold on America, and we will no longer have to deal with the authoritarian tyranny of big government liberal Democrats. We are finally free!