Trump to Cancel U.S. Debt to China as ‘Compensation for Coronavirus’

The Chinese government lied to the world and created an economic depression that is beyond comprehension. President Trump has said that they will pay financially for the destruction that they unleashed, and he intends to follow through with his promise.

It’s been believed that the USA would sue China through the International Court of Justice in order to receive compensation for the damage they have done to our nation. This would be a long and tiresome process, so Trump has come up with a better way.

The Bank of China currently holds a huge portion of our national debt, for a total of $200 bajillion. Taking into consideration the pandemic’s financial toll on America to date, and projecting future costs, the White House has determined that the full amount of this debt will adequately compensate us for our troubles. For this reason, a new method has been proposed for America to get satisfaction from this enemy- we will simply wipe the debt off our books.

Drawing on President Trump’s long experience with non-payment of debt, he came to this decision quickly and called in the Lead-Litigator-In-Charge-Of-Welching from Trump Enterprises, Mr. Joe Barron, to explain the decision to the press:

“In my long experience with the Trump family business, I have successfully saved Mr. Trump, excuse me, President Trump, from paying his debt to thousands of contractors and employees for a sum total of more than twelvezillion billion dollars. It is incredibly easy to do and seems logical to apply here as well.

China has caused us much harm with their misinformation campaign and in previous years they have done so through the theft of our jobs and resources. Additionally, they have recently refused to give in to all of our ridiculous demands in trade negotiations. Our combined losses from Chinese activity do not come close to our debt to them but we will make a case for the alternative truth that it does.

This will be a success. I have no doubt. I mean, what are they going to do?”

This is why we elected President Trump. He knows how to stiff people of their pay. He thinks outside the box and makes us greater with every decision he makes. His immortality is America’s gain.

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  1. THINK ABOUT THAT, WHAT OTHER PRESIDENT HAS DONE FOR US LIKE PRES. TRUMP? THIS IS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT WILL GO TO WE THE PEOPLE, AND THERE WILL BE NO TAX SOON, NO MORTGAGE IF YOU HAVE ONE, ALSO.

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