Nancy Pelosi is a raging alcoholic and has done many depraved things to get her fix. By far the worst of these actions is her most recent, in which she was seen taking a swig of hand sanitizer in the Congressional chambers. This has led to speculation that her alcoholism is even worse than previously believed,
Pelosi’s spokesman, Joe Barron, was asked about the incident:
“So what. What does it matter? She’s a grown woman and if she wants to imbibe, that’s her prerogative. She did it in a way that wasn’t breaking any rules, since, by definition, hand sanitizer isn’t an alcoholic beverage. In fact, it’s not a beverage at all! She’s an expert at loopholes and bending the rules to get what she wants, after all, she is a Democrat, and that’s what they do.
You all need to get over yourselves. Who doesn’t drink on the job? It’s 2020 for crying out loud! And no one seems to have a problem with the President doing Adderall every hour. Double standard much?”
Republicans are again calling to impeach Nancy Pelosi, this time for drinking on the job. The courts are heavily stacked against Republicans, so this tactic has little chance of success, but they will try anyway.
We just want Pelosi to be held accountable for her actions. Democrats always seem to get away with their sick crimes. Republicans are angels, yet are always being locked up. Obviously, it’s because Democrats control the court system.