Pelosi’s Daughters Arrested Breaking Into Liquor Store For ‘Quarantine Supplies’

The apples don’t fall far from the tree, they say, and nowhere is it more obvious than in the case of Nancy Pelosi‘s daughters. Often in trouble, they have lately shown that they share the trait most commonly associated with their mother…..a hopeless addiction to alcohol.

Both Melissa, 21, and Daphne, 19, were arrested this past weekend in San Francisco, California for breaking and entering. Officers were alerted to their crime by a silent alarm at “This Is The Way To Liquor,” a liquor store close to their home that had recently decided to temporarily close due to slow sales during the state’s lockdown.

The sisters had been incredibly upset by the decision to close, as the massive warehouse of spirits was their preferred place to shop for their partying needs. So this past Friday evening when they ran out of refreshments, the Pelosis decided that they would go there and just help themselves. Entering through the back door, the siblings walked in and proceeded to take from the shelves whatever they deserved, consuming as they went. It was a real ransacking.

The first officer on the scene was none other than Joe Barron, who gave a brief summary of the night’s events:

“The two girls were absolutely obliterated drunk. They thought that they had every right to be there for being loyal customers over the years and couldn’t understand why we had come to arrest them. They shouted out that they had to be there because they needed ‘vital quarantine supplies.’

When it did finally dawn on them that they were going to lock-up, they simply laughed and said that mommy would get them out right away and that I would lose my job for arresting ‘California royalty,’ as they called themselves. That was all I needed to hear. The handcuffs went on, and the daughters Pelosi spent the night in the drunk tank. I wish we could’ve kept the spoiled brats even longer.”

Mother Nancy did manage to get them sprung, but not until morning, as she was not alerted to their capture until after she had woken up from her own drunken stupor. And yes, charges previously filed by the DA were mysteriously dropped, despite all the flawless evidence in their possession with which to prosecute. Once again, Democrat corruption reared its head.

50 Comments

  1. THEY ARE THERE, IN THE ARTICLE, MAYBE THEY ARE LIKE PRES. TRUMP’S DAUGHTER AND NOT KNOWN BY ANY ONE. PELOSI USES THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT FAMOUS TO GET HER ALCOHOL, TRYING TO STOP US KNOWING WHAT SHE DOES.

  2. For the idiot MAGAts that think this is real, the girls in that photo are called Michaella McCollum who’s from Northern Ireland, and Melissa Reid who’s from Glasgow, Scotland. They were arrested when trying to smuggle 11kgs of cocaine out of Peru in 2013. Just google Peru Two and you’ll see them pop up.

  3. THEY ARE HER DAUGHTERS, IT SAYS SO IN THE STORY. IF YOU CAN’T READ I AM SORRY FOR YOU. NANCY HAS A DRINK PROBLEM AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY DO TOO. APPLE DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE.

  4. Are you people really this gullible??? Talk about fake news-it doesn’t get any ‘faker’ than this nonsense.

  5. The most amusing part is how there are people here not only believing it but commenting that they already researched it to be true. Congratulations, you belong to the sheeple herd.

  6. If true, it would require a gathering that marched to some courthouse screaming “JUSTICE”.

    Hmmmm – bet the Left would scream mightily at that.

  7. Uh, as much as I’d like to believe this, you people commenting must have missed the “satire” label at the top of the page.

  8. Watching people argue about the legitimacy of a news article on a parody/satire web site ceases to be a continuous (and dependable) source of entertainment. Thanks for not disappointing.

    It is still painful to see fellow humans fall for this each time….I don’t think it’s good for the team…so this bit of advice….when in doubt, click on “about”.

    https://bustatroll.org/about-us/

  9. People who get bent out of shape over satire are almost as funny as the satire itself. These comments are hysterical!!

  10. Fake News. All of Nancy Pelosi’s chldren are busy stealing American Foreign Aid in the Ukraine though their fake companies.

  11. Nancy married her college sweetheart, Paul Pelosi, in 1963, and the couple wasted no time: A year later, they had their first child. By the end of 1970, they had five — four daughters and a son.

  12. Doesn’t appear that the Pelosis have daughters by these names…. Nancy Patricia Pelosi is an American politician serving as Speaker of the United States House of Representatives since 2019, and previously from 2007 to 2011. She is the only woman in U.S. history to hold this position and is the highest-ranking woman elected official in United States history. Wikipedia
    Born: March 26, 1940 (age 80 years), Baltimore, MD
    Spouse: Paul Pelosi (m. 1963)
    Previous offices: Representative, CA 8th District (1993–2013), Representative, CA 5th District (1987–1993)
    Children: Alexandra Pelosi, Christine Pelosi, Paul Pelosi, Jr., Jacqueline Pelosi, Nancy Corinne Pelosi
    Grandchildren: Thomas Vincent Vos, Isabella Kaufman, Paul Michael Vos
    Education: Trinity Washington University (1962), Institute of Notre Dame (1958)

  13. This is a satire site. Everyone needs to wake up and actually read an entire article, not just the headline.

  14. All of you getting all bent out of shape over this article, didn’t take a seconds to realize this is a satire site.

  15. This story is fake…….nobody would want to have sex with Nancy unless they were drugged and raped. Anything’s possible.

  16. Yall are funny as hell if it is true or not the liberal democrats on here are screaming in their basement because someone got pelosi’s daughters got locked up or even talked about lol I know granny Pelosi promised Trump would be gone yet he isn’t yet only 4 more years then he will be it’s ok people they got out of jail

  17. Jeezus….if stupid could fly, some of you would be jets. This is a satire site. It says right on top of the article: “Drunk Pelosi Satire for Gullible Taters”
    And if you click “about us” they give some advise for you inbreds:

    “If you can seriously read this stuff and think it can be passed off as real to reasonable people, you need to go out, right now, and buy a sense of humor and a clue.”

  18. Hey. If you demeocraps believe the totally stupid crap the media says, like trump told you to drink bleach, we can believe that vodka Nancy had daughters at the age of 50. Heck, you all believe that Floyd guy is dead because you want to. So, Nyah.

  19. I hate Nancy Pelosi and am all for her being removed but these are not her daughters. Her youngest daughter is 50 ant none of he children have these names. There is enough shitty news without Satire and Fake news

  20. It’s impossible for Nasty Nancy Pelosi to have a 19 and a 21 year daughter. The bitch is 80 years old. You mean to tell me that a 60 year old hack gave birth.

    • I don’t understand why all of you think this site is FAKE news? It’s on the news daily or the next day. Everything I have read on here has been true. It’s a crime shame they think they are California Royals. Lmao! News flash girls, royalty is not in the U.S.

  21. Say Madam Nancy Pelosi, why can’t you keep your daughters “‘Out Of Major Trouble’, I mean Stealing Liquor, Getting Drunk In The Liquor Stores Premises And Then Into The Drunk Tank Down At The Neighborhood Jail”? I have a question for you! IF you cannot keep your own daughters “Out Of The Drunk Tank, Down At The Local Hus-Cow = Police Station = Jail”, Then You Truly Need To STOP All Of Freaken Lies Concerning #45 And The Present US AG, Is This A Good Idea!?! Because, At Least The US AG Mr. William “Bill” Barr Has Been Always Faithfully Following The US Constitution To The Letter, Word And All Of The Time, And #45 Has Never Broken Any Part Of The US Constitution, Which Is A Lot Cleaner Of A List, Compared To Your Two Idols Or I Truly Should Say Three, Who Are #44 (Who Has Two Extra Different First Names And Has Three Too Many Different Last Names = Mr. Barry Or Is It Barack Hussein Soetoro Alias Soebarkah Alias Dunham Alias Obama), And His AG “Wingman” Mr. Holder, Who Did Get In Major Trouble Because Of His ILLEGAL Gun Running Operation, That Went Awry, When Two Of The USA’s Official Border Guards, Ended Up 6 Feet Under Ground Level, And It Turned Out Those Two Guns/Rifles Had The Serial #’s, That Was Supposed To Be Melted Down To Be Molded Into Some Other, Like A Riding Mower ….., And His First US-SOS Mrs. HRC, Who Just Can Never Keep Any Of The USA’s Confidential Secrets Clear Up To The USA’s Super Duper Secrets From Getting Hacked By Foreign Computer Hackers Of The Likes Of Gucifer #1 and #2, When She Was Multiple Times, Told That She Could NOT Use Her Own Black Berry Un-US.Gov Protected APP!?! Oh, Yes, I Almost Forgot About Mr. Vincent Foster, Who Used To Be A Very Close Friend And Worker, Who Also, Right Before He Was Found Dead= Ded, The Night Before Mr. Foster Was Going To Turn Pertinent Federal & State Evidence Into Federal Court Against The Clinton Clan! What Ever Happened To The Mr. Seth Rich Investigation Into His Death?

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