You may have heard of this little thing called “Obamagate.” President Trump tweeted it and it went crazy in loyal Trump circles. Now, with the help of several sources inside the West Wing and the Department of Justice, we know exactly what’s going on.
According to one source, who may or may not have direct knowledge of the case but does have direct knowledge of the President’s tweets, former President Barack Hussein Obama is staring down the barrel of federal charges under The Logan Act, The Blair Act, the Estrangement Clause, and 168 USC Title 980 Section 4, for “gross dereliction of duty.” A spokesman for the Cato Institute, which has been hired by the DOJ as a non-partisan researcher on the case, said:
“The Trump administration is tired of trying to fix all of Obama’s lies and covering for his treeason to make the office of the Pesident look better. He broke the law every day. It’s time for him to pay.”
Nobody has explained exactly which part of the acts he’s going to be charged with, since they are complicated and require a sharp legal mind to navigate. We do know that the gross dereliction charge is a form of medium treason, which falls just before high treason but is substantially more egregious than low treason.
The Obamas are expected to leave the country and head to a friendly state like Kenya or Agrabah if things get too heated, where they can still run the Deep State from the shadows and call all the shots for the Democrat party. The Obama children have already put in requests to attend colleges in Canada for the 2021-2022 school year.
It looks like the Obama legacy is finally unfolding. It took Trump nearly four years to come up with the perfect hashtag, but now that he has, his millions of loyalist deplorables have everything they need to own the libs on social media. In today’s day and age, what else really matters?