Pelosi Kicked Out of Rehab

The truth is right in front of you

Nancy Pelosi is known to be an alcoholic. She has a long history of public drunkenness, verbal tirades, and even physical assaults. These are just some of the many reasons she has been in rehab for the past several months. But recently, even the rehab clinic has had enough of her, kicking her out of the program, and saying “she’s beyond help.”

Deputy Director of the River Oaks Alcohol Rehabilitation Center, Joe Barron, had this to say about the decision to kick Pelosi out of the program:

“This is the first time in the 30-year history of our rehab program that we have had to kick someone out. I mean, that’s the whole goal of this place is to help people that have been shunned because of their vices. We are experts in this field, and have seen what we thought were the worst of the worst of alcoholics. That was, until Pelosi came in here.

From day one, Pelosi was demanding and crude. She even showed up to rehab piss drunk most days. She really didn’t want the help, but since it was court-ordered, she had no choice. She even assaulted staff and fellow patients. It was just too much for even us to deal with. She’s like the Dahmer of alcoholics. She’s beyond help.”

This comes as no surprise to anyone who pays attention. Every political decision made by Pelosi seems like a decision made by a raging alcoholic. That’s because they were.

She needs to be impeached for gross negligence and public drunkenness. We can only hope Republicans are brave enough to stand up to this Speaker.

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