The United States and Mexico have had a tumultuous relationship throughout the years. The U.S. has reaped the benefits of hard-working Latinos, while also exuding a tremendous amount of bigotry.
Mexicans, on the other hand, are a polite and courteous people that want nothing more than to better themselves and their loved ones.
However, the tables have recently turned. Word broke late Monday that cities along the coasts of the Pacific Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico, as well as the booming metropolis of San Miguel de Allende, have been evacuated of all Caucasians.
Latinos have long endured the weight of rampant bigotry from obese Americans, and it seems like the collective weight of angry mayonnaise and MAGA hats was too much to bear anymore.
The Secretary of Migration for Mexico, Ruben Aguilar, had this to say:
“We’re tired of seeing these pasty globalists come down to our beautiful country to reap the benefits of our integrity and culture. The last time I was in America, they put me to work at Toyota because they thought I was Asian. The hell is up with that? Mama didn’t raise no pinche, if you get me drift.”
Thousands of translucent Americans were seen huddling in packed Cadillac Escalades, nursing their vape pens, and demanding to speak to the manager.
One Mexican General, Esteban Contreras, shot his AK47 into the air while screaming “¡Soy el gerente, perra!”
The Americans in question were left dumbfounded, as they’re too stupid to even know their native tongue, let alone a secondary language.
The United States initially threatened to ban Mexicans from America, and then quickly came to their senses, realizing that the entirety of the agricultural industry would fall in a heartbeat. Instead, thousands of Kyles and Karens were shipped back home, only to hop on their devices to order trinkets from…you guessed it, Mexico.