West Coast Liberal States Form Alliance Against Trump, Put Newsom in Charge

Governors from the three west coast states this week announced a “Western States Pact” that defies President Trump’s plan to reopen our great nation and save the best economy the world has ever seen by keeping the entire West Coast shut down and lazy.

A little known clause in this pact was overlooked by the mainstream media, however; the ultimate plan for the rogue states of California, Oregon, and Washington is to form a sovereign country named “Pacifica”, which sole purpose is to cause a schism in the fabric of America and have our great country crumble before our very eyes.

Led by the overly cocky and unfairly handsome Governor Newsom from California, part of Pacifica’s stated plan is to “let Americans feel the wrath of the West Coast Elites” while forcing abortions on every woman, abolishing Christianity, and allowing rampant socialism to run…rampant.

Fuhrer Newsom had this to say:

“Never again shall the Pacific Coast be at the beck and call of some idiot in Washington ignoring our beloved science. No one in Pacifica will ever have to live in fear of having to pick themselves up by their bootstraps or having to go to Church. Hard work, religion, guns, freedom, these will all be abolished in our new gloriously socialistic County. Praise Allah!”

Newsom also elaborated that possible tariffs from America “don’t frighten me the slightest”, and that “If Trump or anyone of his cronies don’t like this, they can come and catch these hands!”

What remains to be seen is how the welfare states of the West will fare when their monthly checks from the American federal government dry up.

We will keep you abreast of any breaking updates that come across our news desk. Rest assured, this liberal aggression will not stand, and we wait to hear what Trump has to say about this, as it should be a bigly intelligent statement. God help us all.

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  1. IT IS SOON THAT YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO THE SEA, GOD PUT THE ANDREAS THERE FOR A REASON. HE SAW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AND HE LOVES US ALL BUT CAN NOT ALLOW ATTACKS ON OUR PRESIDENT.

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