You won’t hear about this from the mainstream media, because why would they report it? In an age of misinformation and nonstop smear tactics, when we all need the truth, various news outlets have chosen to not share the fantastic news: Trump has won yet another award for his brilliance in leading our fine country back to glory.
The Equinsu Ocha award might not have the household recognition of a Nobel Peace Prize, but it doesn’t make its significance any less stellar. From our reporter in the field Amanda Hugankiss:
“Annually, the Wachatee Foundation awards a recipient that displays a high amount of intelligence, critical thinking, and leadership prowess. They quantify this with a calculation they call ‘guano’, and by their metrics, President Donald Trump has a tremendous amount of ‘guano’. No other American President has displayed the amount of ‘guano’ as Trump has, by their metrics. This is truly a great day for our nation, and above all else, our President.”
While the White House couldn’t be reached for comment, as President Trump was too busy putting out a variety of political fires started by Democrats, but rest assured, our President will sleep soundly tonight knowing that all of his hard work, his “guano”, is being recognized. Remember that the next time someone bad mouths our President: remind that person of the huge amount of guano our President exudes on a daily basis, we were able to reach out to Joe Barron for a statement.
“Trump has guano, so much so, he IS guano. He’s also honored to receive this award.”