Biden Promises to Make Jade Helm Look Like a ‘Boyscout Jamboree’

We all remember Jade Helm, the phony military exercises Obama said was just for military preparedness. We all know he didn’t care about the military, and it was obvious that Jade Helm was just an attempt to take our guns, our freedoms, and declare martial law in Obama’s police state.

Joe Biden Wants to take this idea a step farther. He was caught on a hot mic today at the Dunning-Kruger Golf Resort talking to donors:

“Liseten here, Corn Pop doesn’t stand a chance. Jade Helm was just the test run. We’re going to make that look like a Boyscout Jamboree compared to what we’ll be doing. We’re making RFID chips mandatory in vaccines, confiscating all guns, locking up dissenters, and just generally getting rid of the Bill of Rights, that damn pesky bill. Anyway, that ought to show Corn Pop who’s boss.”

Joe Biden thought that he was saying these things in secret, but we now know his sinister plot to destroy America just as he wants to destroy Corn Pop. He has no regard for Americans as we’re just pawns in his vendetta against his imaginary foe he calls Corn Pop.

Senator Joe Barron said that he’s already drawing up the impeachment papers in the unlikely event Biden wins the election.

“We can’t have some senile old man that holds grudges being president. That simply will not be allowed.”

You should have listened to the documentary.

Joe Biden must not be allowed to win. Imagine what the country would be like if he was in charge of a national emergency. We would have supply shortages, unprepared agencies, and people would have no confidence in the government. That would be a terrible world to live in. We are glad to have President Trump in charge.

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  1. Q SAYS THAT NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING, IT IS A SECRET FOR PATRIOTS BUT BIDEN DOES NOT KNOW HE IS GOING TO BE HIT HARD AND FAST, HE THINKS HE IS SETTING UP MARKING US LIKE IN THE BIBLE AND MAKE US SLAVES BUT HE WILL BE IN JAIL WITH HIS HEAD SPINNNING.

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