Al Sharpton: The Real Easter Bunny Was Black

The “Reverend” Al Sharpton has always been one to look for trouble where none exists. This ambulance chaser has made a living off of telling minorities that they have been somehow wronged and then cashing in.

In his biggest scam to date, Al Sharpton went on MSNBC and told Art Tubolls, that the Easter Bunny is actually black and not white.

“Here we have another example of the systematic oppression along racial lines. They made Jesus Christ a tall white man. A guy born in the Middle East white. They have done the same thing with Santa Claus. They have done it with the Easter Bunny. The white man has bastardized anything not white. I have proof right here, from this picture that my grandson’s friend drew. See? Black bunny. Not white.”

On the show “Conservatives Share But Never Read the Articles Hour,” the delusional “reverend” is in the process of writing a book that will no doubt enrage liberals into complaining on the internet and make them threaten to move to Canada. Unfortunately for all of us, most of them are unemployed and live in their parents’ basements.

Rumors are circulating that this controversy has reached the White House. If true, our Christian President will likely sign an Executive Order that will forevermore declare that the Easter Bunny is as white as new-fallen snow.

Liberals and their crisis actor activists should focus on Keeping America Great and supporting our President in all things instead of worrying about things like race relations and inclusion of all faiths and creeds and what color the Easter Bunny is.

2 Comments

  1. OH PLEASE, THE BLACKS ALL WAYS TRY THIS, THERE IS A MOVIE WITH A BLACK WIZARD OF OZ NOT WHITE, BELIEVE IT. THEY SAY JESUS WAS BLACK, PROBABLY SANTA CLAUS ALSO.

  2. Not as Black as the lil Niggra boy holding my Lantern outside my front House !
    At least , he knows his place. OUTSIDE !!

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