Musslamic Democrat Representative Ilhan Omar announced that purchase, possession, consumption of alcohol is illegal retroactive to the beginning of the last month. Violation of this new law will be punishable under Sharia Law as established by the courts in Dearborn, MI and has been made Federal Law by code 1A, subsection 2B.
As if this problem wasn’t bad enough already, it was not limited the ethyl alcohol, which is the type that all decent Americans enjoy on a regular basis in their American beers like Genessee Cream Ale and Pabst Blue Ribbon. All forms of alcohol are included in the ban with no exceptions or limitations. Hospitals will no longer be able to properly sterilize. Those of you that bought 987 hand sanitizer dispensers are extra screwed.
During these hard times of isolation, alcohol is frequently the only escape from reality, the lubricant that keeps families together, or just the thing to do out of sheer boredom. Without legally being able to consume alcohol, how can we be expected to survive the indefinite quarantine and shelter in place periods?
As they always do, the Democrats fell in line with this latest nefarious plot to destroy America from within. Omar’s spokeswoman Sandy Batt explained:
“We’re following the lead of President Obama. He did everything in his power to make the United States into a Musslamic nation. Almost no one is paying attention to what the government is doing so this was the perfect time to strike. This is how we start. Baby steps to the ban during quarentine. Baby steps to a full ban of alcohol. Baby steps to praying 5 times a day. Baby steps to full Sharia Law in America! Allahu Akbar!”
In these hard times, while we responsibly shelter in place, we must remain vigilant against any laws against anything we do in the privacy of our own homes. Vote RED in November. Remove Every Democrat.