Newsom Plans Door-To-Door Gun Grab While State In Lockdown

Gun Grab, Schmab.

Recently, Governor Gavin Newsom Of California declared a state of emergency and ordered residents into mandatory quarantine. The move was seen by many as both necessary and brave, a bold and desperate move than would save his constituents.

It seems, though, that Newsom had more on his mind that just the health and safety of citizens. A whistleblower in Sacramento has revealed that Newsom plans to use his State of Emergency powers to push forward one of the pillars of the liberal plan for America by initiating gun confiscations.

The whistleblower withheld his name for reasons of safety but assured us that he is part of the Governor’s inner circle. We had no reason to doubt him. He revealed Newsom’s secret plan to us in a phone interview:

“This was all the plan from the very beginning. Newsom didn’t want to shut down the entire economy. That’s crazy! But he’s using it as a means to an end.

The population accepted the quarantine quite easily and now that they’re settled into their homes, the next steps can be taken. Already, people are unable to go to church so the plan to eliminate religion from their lives has begun, but the main reason this was all started was for the guns.

Any day now there will be national guardsmen going door-to-door and collecting arms from all the citizens. Refusal to surrender them could result in imprisonment. It’s all very scary.”

Further inquiries have shown that the whistleblower’s name is Joe Barron and that he has no connection to Newsom our the Government of California whatsoever. We liked this story though so we decided to go with it, ending with the ominous warning below.

THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS HERE AND THEY HAVE BEGUN THEIR GRASP OF POWER. OOGA BOOGA!

2 Comments

  1. THIS IS BAD FOR YOU NEWSON !!!! I WILL NOT DO IT, BUT MANY PATRIOTS WILL NOT HAND YOU THEIR GUNS WHEN YOU KNOCK. YOU MIGHT NEED TO DUCK.

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