Oprah, Kathy Griffin, Joy Behar All Test Positive

Anybody of any age can have their life changed forever by it. Every day more and more people are finding that they are afflicted, taking many by surprise.

The Hollywood elites think that they are above us and that they could never fall to a physical condition that the “little people” are affected by and yet, it’s happening.

Several showbiz personalities have received positive test results recently, including “The View’s” Joy Behar, billionaire Talk Show Host Oprah Winfrey, and disgraced Comedian Kathy Griffin. All three tested positive – for being pregnant. Congratulations!

Each of them is especially shocked because of their ages. The women had all already been through menopause, and so should no longer have been able to become pregnant. The fact that they are is nothing short of a miracle from the good Lord above.

That is precisely how Oprah is taking it, calling her condition proof that she is closer to God:

“I’ve always said that I’m better than the rest of you commoners. This miracle shows with absolute certainty that God favors me. You all better get right with God before the end times. They are coming sooner than you think.”

Though Oprah is likely to choose to keep the baby, having always wanted one, it’s expected that the other two will have their offspring aborted and will dine on the flesh of their unborn as is the case with most aborted babies. This is the way of the Democrat.

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  1. WE KNOW. Q TOLD US IT WOULD HAPPEN, THE ELITES ALL WITH THEIR DRUG FROM KILLING BABIES, IT HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH VIRUS, THEY ARE MELTING DOWN. LOOK AT THEM ON VIDEOS, NO MAKEUP, PUFFY, GETTING MAD. WITHOUT THE DRUG. TOM HANKS IS ALREADY DEAD AND MORE TO FOLLOW. EXECUTED ALSO.

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