NBA to Trump: Resign or We’ll Never Play Again

The National Basketball Association recently suspended its season. At the time, the reason given seemed justified, given the emergence of COVID-19 and that several players in the league have now tested positive. However, it has been confirmed by anonymous sources that a league shutdown has been in the making for months and that they were simply looking for a good excuse to shut it all down.

The players, led by Washington Generals All-Star Power Forward Art Tubolls, held a secret vote prior to the beginning of the season to suspend the league for any credible reason until President Donald Trump resigns from office or is voted out. Since much of the league is made up of Hollywood actor and musician wannabes, these millionaire crybabies overwhelming voted to approve the measure.

Tubolls said:

“Our league is the most popular league in the world and we have a lot of teams in the swing states. We know that we cannot directly pressure the President into resigning but if we can hold his approval rating hostage and make the people scream for his removal, that’s what we’ll do. Worst case is that we get him out in November. We have a plan for the rest of this season if we get our way and we have a schedule set to begin on January 21, 2021 if it comes down to it.”

The liberal elite has been relentlessly attacking our country and our President.

First, LeBron James threatened the sit out unless our National Anthem is no longer being played before games and now this. Even the NHL and Major League Baseball have joined this futile effort. We all need to stand firm and show these overgrown millionaire toddlers that they need us more than we need them this November.

9 Comments

  1. ALL YOU LOW LIFE NBA PLAYERS WHO ARE TRASHING TRUMP, GO AHEAD AND QUIT. WE WILL NOT MISS ALL YOUR NEGATIVITY AND MOST OF ALL WE WILL SAVE MONEY, YOU ALL SHOULD LEAVE THE USA AND YOU ARE ALL A DISGRACE TO ALL AMERICANS!

  2. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT THUGS ANY WAY, YOU DISRESPECT POLICE AND THE FLAG AND THE PRESIDENT, NBA IS JUST FOR CRIMINALS. IF YOU WERE NOT PLAY BASKETBALL YOU WOULD BE ROBBING AND DRUGS ALSO.

  3. Please! Do you really think basketball is that important, that it puls bring a president to resign! Your not the only rich people in America! And you don’t speak for us poor folks either!

  4. Fake news. The Washington Generals are an exhibition team that plays against the Harlem Globetrotters (look it up) and are NOT in any way associated with the NBA.

  5. The local school teams just got a boost and folks will stay local for their sports ball from now on .

  6. I believe the picture is “The Beard”, James Harden. He used to play for OKC Thunder and I can’t believe he would think that way. And now since the NBA is asking or mulling over asking the players to take a 50% pay cut that the end result of a cancelled season would involve this because then you don’t have the majority of players behind the scheme. I think John is right about this being, or possibly being, fake news even though I wouldn’t put anything past rabid anti-Trumpers!

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