Disney productions is preparing to roll out a remake of the animated classic “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.” Many people are asking why they would fiddle with such a masterpiece. It’s simple, they are making it completely different this time. The new production will have all the familiar names, but the faces will have changed completely. You see, on their mission to be politically correct, Disney has decided to make the new cast all black.
This would seem to be in conflict with the title of the show. “Snow White” is the name of the princess because of her fair complexion. So how is Disney to accommodate this? The answer to that is also simple. They say they don’t care and invite viewers to use their imagination. Millennials have suggested viewing the name as being ironic.
The voice and cast has already been chosen for all the characters. Snow White will be voiced by Beyoncé and her Prince has been cast by none other than Barack Obama himself. As for the dwarves, Happy will be Chris Rock, Grumpy features Samuel L. Jackson, Doc is Morgan Freeman, Dopey has Colin Kaepernick, Jussi Smollett will make his acting return as Sleepy, Will Smith as Dopey, and Bashful is becoming a girl, played by yet another Obama, this time Sasha.
The remake is controversial, with many groups already planning a boycott and saying that “another classic tale has been destroyed.” They do not plan to stop at boycotting. Many have vowed to actively picket theaters that air the film, letting the world know that this movie is just another step toward white genocide.
Why producers feel the need to fiddle with perfect classics is anyone’s guess. But they’ll never be as good as the originals.