Oprah Courts Biden’s VP Position, Gets Slammed by Don Jr.

Say what?

Last night, it was revealed that Oprah Winfrey has possibly signaled to the Biden campaign that she would be interested in the Vice President nomination. This absurd news brought roaring laughter to the Trump campaign. Can you imagine it?

Donald J. Trump Jr.’s response was no exception. Upon hearing of this comical proposal, he phoned up long time Trump family ally, Shawn Prescott Hannity who immediately put him on the air to give his witty take on the whole fiasco.

“She’s like so dumb. A womens talk show host? I mean, C’mon. How dumb are the libs? She is going to be begging my dad for a job now because she is failing. Oprah has the worst morning coffee breath. That’s what people are saying. She’s not even hot. A zero. Our base will ruin anyone who goes against my dad. My dad is the greatest!”

Oprah is best known for her talk show which has run since the ’80s. The show features her winning over old ladies to her socialist ideology by giving them free stuff and sending them home to nag their conservative husbands.

Long rumored to be a secret lesbian Muslim, she split with her longtime boyfriend, Stedman Gaylord years ago. The couple never resided together and the relationship was said to be a stunt for television.

These days Oprah has been seen in the company of a career woman of many hats, named Sandy Batt. We guess she dumped her steady, Gayle.

We reached out to the Biden campaign for comment and were told: “you’re full of shit”.

Potty mouths.

Given their refusal to deny it we can only assume the rumors are true.

Stay tuned as we follow this development closely and update as we learn more.

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1 Comment

  1. HA HA GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ORPAH !!!! YOU WILL LOSE BIG TIME, PRES. TRUMP AND HIS FAMILY HAVE THE LOCK ON THE WHITE HOUSE, THEY WILL BE IN FOR 100 YEARS, YOU LIKE THAT DEMS, HUMM?

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