Pelosi Diverts $84 Million from Border Wall to Open New Bar for Dems

DRUNK NANCY STRIKES AGAIN!

Crazy Nancy is at it again. As was reported earlier on this same network, she has managed to avoid the quarantine rules put into place by our wise and benevolent President Trump.

We all know that an addict will find a way if they want it bad enough and Pelosi is no different, well, except for the power and authority granted to her by a bunch of San Francisco liberals.

Plans and a permit have been discovered to open a new bar called the Quarantine Dream in the gift shop of the Lincoln Memorial.

That’s right.

The second greatest President of all time will have his monument sullied by a drunk and her new bar.

Sandy Batt, who has Pelosi’s personal bartender since 1981, when she was first elected to public office, will follow her to the new location to serve her an assortment of stiff mimosas, honey monsters, and triple strength Bloody Marys. She says:

“Special drinks will be available on the menu named after famous Democrats. Try a nice Clinton Spritzer. Or, try the Chappaquiddick, which is Irish Whiskey and water or the Bloomberg, which is just a Jager Bomb in a very short glass. The signature drink will be Bill’s Bane, a combination of Blue Caraco dressed in whipped cream. Isn’t that just a tickle?!”

As if all of this was not bad enough, our taxpayer money earmarked for the wall that would keep us safe will be used to pay Ms. Batt’s salary, the inventory, and for the renovations themselves to this new bar.

“She chose the Lincoln Memorial because of her hatred of Republicans. Abraham Lincoln literally reunited the country, which is against everything that Nancy Pelosi stands for. What she does love to do is use the government purse for her pet projects. First, $2.4 billion for the impeachment witch hunt from Social Security, now $84 million for this bar! What’s next? Wait. Don’t answer that.”, said Joe Barron, Lead Curator of the Lincoln Memorial.

The American people must rise up as one to Nancy Pelosi and tell her this November that America is not her personal piggy bank!

1 Comment

  1. NOT EVERY ONE DRINKS LIKE YOU NANCY !!!! PUT THAT MONEY BACK TO THE WALL, WE NEED IT FOR THE VIRUS, AND MEXICANS ARE IN MY TOWN EVEN. NOT JUST THE BIG CITIES. YOU CAN AFFORD TO GET DRUNK ON YOUR PAY, BUT YOU NEED TO LEAVE OFFICE. YOU CAN NOT EVEN GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE NOW, MAY BE YOU SHOULD JUST GO HOME AND DRINK.

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