RNC to Nominate Mitt Romney for President in 2020

Anonymous high-level sources from the Republican Party have confirmed that they have informed President Donald Trump that he will not be the Party’s nominee for President this November. They will choose Mitt Romney as the candidate.

Yes, that Mitt Romney. The Benedict Arnold of the Party. The carpet-bagging traitor to Utah from Massachusetts. That Mitt Romney. The same Mitt Romney who would not stand with his President, his party, or the American People during the witch hunt impeachment that totally exonerated Donald Trump.

The anonymous source talked to our reporter Art Tubolls and said:

“We were all making money hand over fist under the Trump Presidency, even with all of the efforts from the Democrats to bring him down. It looks like the Deep State finally found a way with this latest hoax. Since the economy is literally the only thing that the President could run on, we saw no choice but to bring in a new candidate who could stabilize the economy and rule the American people with a gentle fist. We will Make America Great Again, Again under President Romney.”

President Trump was enraged when he was informed but was unable to tweet because he broke his phone when he killed the messenger and his unborn children with fire and fury never before seen when he threw his phone at supersonic speed into the hapless messenger.

There are so many other good choices in the party, including Randall Flagg, Tom Cotton, Hans Gruber, and Greg Gianforte. It makes no sense that they would look at a RINO who lost to Barack Hussein Obama in 2012 as the savior of the Party when the fact is that we have both the President we need and the one we deserve in Donald Trump.

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  1. NO NO NO !!!! PRES. TRUMP WILL WIN AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO, THESE MUST BE RINOS NOT TRUE PATRIOTS, DO NOT ! TAKE PRES. TRUMP’S NAME OFF. HE WILL PROBABLY STAND ANYWAY AND WIN AND MAY BE NOT REPUBLICAN, THEY ARE NOT AMERICANS ANY MORE. PRES. TRUMP CAN BE HIS OWN PARTY AND MAY BE AS MANY TERMS AS HE WISH.

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