Democrats Rename Bald Eagle, Claiming It’s Offensive

In a secretive closed-door meeting held at the Democrat lair at the Dunning-Kruger Institute of Higher Learning, Democrats discussed many things that were offensive and needed to be banned or changed to something that will not offend anyone.

Incredibly, one of the items listed was the name of the bald eagle. Many Democrats claim that the name is offensive to bald people.

Bald Democrat James Carville is the one suggesting this move and it is supported by Sandy Batt, the Deputy DNC Chairperson. Carville says:

“Look, we can’t just name things all willy-nilly. We have bald children, cancer patients, and even skinheads. They are all offended by being associated with the bald eagle because it represents America and America is offensive to Democrats. It’s just the way of the world. Besides, the bald eagle isn’t even bald; so why do we call it that anyway?”

This suggestion should come as a surprise, but sadly it is not. Democrats are well known to be offended by everything and anything they don’t like has to be removed.

This is unfair to the rest of us who have to live in this Democrat land of unicorns and rainbows.

President Donald Trump had vowed to bring an end to political correctness.

We can’t wait for the world to go back to the old days when we could just tell it like it is without being accused of discriminating against minorities, foreigners, and those with disabilities. Why should we worry about these people?

It’s not our fault they were born that way! We need to follow the example of our president and just tell it like it is, even if libs call it completely racist.

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  1. YOU DO NOTHING OF THE SORT !!!! YOU TAKE DOWN JESUS SIGNS ON GOVT BUILDINGS AND PATRIOT STATUES, LEFTIST STUDENTS DO NOT LISTEN TO GOD OR PATRIOT THINGS, IT IS ALL POLITICAL CORRECTIST AND NEEDS STOP NOW.

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