What happens when a talking Baby Yoda toy becomes evil? One Christian family in Alabama were about to learn how liberal snakes snuck into their home. Clyde and Vera, who asked that their last names be omitted to protect their son Ricky from ridicule at the Pat Robertson School of Jesus where he attends, called us with their unbelievable story.
A God-fearing, patriotic family who loves their president, they were horrified when they heard the toy they had just purchased filling their innocent boys head with filthy liberal lies. Vile words that would make any true red-blooded American boil over with rage.
This was pure liberal indoctrination. There is no low the left would not sink to in order to poison the minds of our most precious assets. Children. Below are just a few samples of the anti-conservative and thus, anti-Christ phrases this demon doll was heard spewing:
Climate change is caused by human activity. Climate and weather are two separate concepts.
Humans are the only species on Earth who plot their own extinction.
Government funded healthcare is not Socialism. Socialism is not Communism. Don’t be an illiterate. Learn to use a dictionary.
Potatoes are only good during a famine, otherwise they are quite tasteless.
Our editor, Art Tubolls reached out via email to the toy manufacturer and received a typical rude response in return. It read;
“Bull feces. Have you considered that people who claim to follow Jesus and support a moron like Trump are either delusional or habitual liars? Take your pick. None of this happened.”
There you have it. Liberals with their name-calling. They hate that we have our own narrative and fill in the blanks in a way that real patriots like to hear it told. The family has filed a lawsuit.
We’ll keep you updated on this developing story.