DNC Leak Proves Obama Spied on Trump Campaign

In a stunning report by the Dunning-Kruger Times, a leak from the DNC shows that they were in cahoots with Obama officials in spying on the Trump campaign. Further details are in the text of the leak:

“To Obama Administration:

“We cannot have Donald Trump elected president. It will be a threat to our plans of globalism and a new world order.

“You are to spy on Trump’s campaign by any means necessary. We are providing you with some tools to do so including the following:

  • Microwave Camera
  • Toaster Audio Recorder
  • Toilet Plungers to Scale Trump Tower
  • James Bond Spy Watches for Everyone

“You are to dig up dirt that will help Hillary Clinton defeat Donald Trump in the election. Find any and all evidence that will accomplish this goal.”

There you have it. This is the evidence Republicans have been looking for. Democrats are the party of making claims without evidence. We Republicans have the evidence before making claims, just as we did with Obama’s birth certificate and claiming he is from Kenya.

Although this evidence has come to light, nothing will ever come of it. This is because nothing ever happens to Democrats. They get away with everything. All Democrats are evil and all Republicans are good. Real-life is simple like that, just like a fairy tale. The sentences in this article are also very simple for you. Life makes sense that way.

If you made it this far, congratulations, you probably aren’t a tater. If you are a tater, you probably don’t know what I am talking about. Carry on with your business. This does not concern you in any way.

 

1 Comment

  1. THERE WERE 2 PEOPLE, THEY SPIED ON AMERICA AND THEY GOT HUNG, THEY WERE TRAITORS. IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, THEY TOLD THE BOMB TO RUSSIA. WELL THIS IS THE SAME, TREASON TO PRES. TRUMP AND OBAMA NEEDS TO HANG FROM A POLE.

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