At a rambunctious campaign rally today, Joe Biden ranted against the Republican party. He said they are a party of “nincompoops” that act like spoiled babies. The crowd erupted in hysterical laughter at the joke. Biden then followed up:
“In fact, they’re such whiny babies, just look at their leader Donald. Maybe they shouldn’t call themselves the GOP anymore. I think GOB, Giant Old Babies, would be more suitable for them. I mean all you have to do is look at the president’s Twitter account. Republicans are just a bunch of losers.”
The Democrat crowd was worked into a ruckus of hysteria at the comments. Never before had they seen a candidate with such great stand-up comedy skills. One attendee by the name of Trish Blake had this to say:
“I think these comedy skills make him relatable to us. He is one of us and wants to make us feel like family. I believe he is the best man for the job of defeating Trump and leading the county to greatness. Never mind the fact that he is going senile and has a mediocre record at best.”
A battle is brewing for this November. It will be a true battle of wits and words against two of the best orators in American history, Biden and Trump. The debates will go down in history as some of the best statesmanship the world has ever seen. We are truly lucky to be living in this timeline.